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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why now, hot log?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 214 views

  2. I saw mommy kissing Santa Monica, but you don't hear me bragging about it. 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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    • 228 views

  3. Some people say I'm the life of the party, others point out I pissed on the dog.

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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    • 244 views

  4. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. But enough about what they called me in college, how are you?

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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    • 187 views

  5. In space, no one can hear you cream. But you'll still have some explaining to do when you try to wash your suit!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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    • 174 views

  6. Jesus in the Mornin, Jesus in the Evening, Jesus at Supper Time. When Jesus is on a bagel, you can eat Jesus at anytime!

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 254 views

  7. My teeth are made of Chiclets. My lips, Juicy Fruit. My tongue’s Fralinger’s taffy. Soon I’ll be mute. #productplayshmmmmm

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  8. Oh, Baby, you’ve either got a hyperfine transition frequency in that ass or I’m studying for my atomic physics midterm.

    By D.U.G. toots,
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    • 412 views

  9. I only eat sensitive toothpaste and now none of my bones give a shit.

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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    • 437 views

  10. If it’s two in the pink and one in the stink, then how much ink when the sphinx’s sphincter blinks?

    By ManTisToboggan,
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    • 259 views

  11. Comedian, 'come' thyself.

    By unedited,
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    • 188 views

  12. A hot log in the hand is worth two in the tush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 201 views

  13. A hot log in the fog ruined my jog in Prague.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 211 views

  14. One log two log red log hot log.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 200 views

  15. Spooky days hath September, April, June, and November. But the spookiest has 31, looking at you October.

    By Flynn2win,
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    • 178 views

  16. “Fine Young Cannibals - Tonight only!” I’m sorry, that’s “Fine, young cannibals. Toe night, only!”

    By Dunky Fumps,
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    • 314 views

  17. Leave the mask on but let them titties out

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 238 views

  18. Real eyes realize real lies, yadda yadda, trump dies?

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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    • 229 views

  19. A half eaten orange is just meals on peels

    By BreezyBeefyButthole,
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    • 155 views

  20. What do your mom and my shoelaces have in common? They both like to be tied up and fucked in the ass.

    By Gorilla Tits,
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    • 155 views

  21. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 210 views

  22. They call me “King Cool“ in the land where I pretend. They really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 222 views

  23. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don’t sniff glue or you’ll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 201 views

  24. A bird in the hand is worth two in the stink

    By Skeletor Roosevelt,
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    • 203 views

  25. I'll heckle your schmechel for a shekel

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 324 views
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