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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The 2nd greatest trick the devil ever pulled was wiggling a pencil to make it look all rubbery. He's not so great with tricks, to be honest.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. As elected swag lord of the universe, I decree that Argentina no longer exists

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 674 views

  3. As the president of the united states famously said "oogerly boogerly lets dance"

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 631 views

  4. Neo was a good boy but Neo is no more for what he thought was H20 was water. He is alway astute.

    By buttermetwice,   
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    • 622 views

  5. My computer keeps telling me to login. I've sung Highway to the Danger Zone, Footloose, and the entirety of Return to Pooh Corner and still nothing!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 575 views

  6. Ben just moved to a new flat in a new city in a new town. And to think, he could just have had a V8!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 528 views

  7. Two pickles is better than one cucumber, unless you prefer cucumbers.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 510 views

  8. Late at night at can still hear her voice, full of longing, whispering "How much longer? I really need to pee."

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 704 views

  9. What's a pot, dog!?

    By Cake Boss!,
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    • 720 views

  10. If you're happy and you know it, crap your pants. *fart* *fart*

    By Cake Boss!,
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    • 875 views

  11. Hail adventurers, what doth bring thou to Big Boob Island?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 586 views

  12. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane. The more you know.

    By Mobster84,
    • 0 replies
    • 643 views

  13. What's up Aug-Dog!?

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 602 views

  14. This isn't a catchphrase, it is a cry for help. No, really, I'm Scott Aukerman and I need help.

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 541 views

  15. Where the hell do you think you're going with my car, Xzibit? You don't have a show anymore!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 536 views

  16. Maybe it's the gin talking, but I'm an alcoholic beverage made from juniper berries.

    By JoeRheaume,
    • 0 replies
    • 793 views

  17. That UFO snatched my VCR! I hope those little green men like my little 'Green Acres' collection.

    By scudwolf,
    • 0 replies
    • 770 views

  18. Meesie Micey Mossy Ballsy

    By Jug Bandit,
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    • 638 views

  19. Plop plop, fizz fizz, BEEF! What a relief.

    By Jug Bandit,
    • 0 replies
    • 759 views

  20. One two three four I declare a thumb altercation during which all protocols of The Geneva Convention shall be observed by both parties.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 488 views

  21. I came here to kick ass and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass.

    By allenpwilliams,
    • 0 replies
    • 628 views

  22. Move over I Can't Believe It's Not Butter because I can't believe it's not Comedy Bang Bang!

    By judgment_horse,
    • 0 replies
    • 840 views

  23. It's not delivery, it's delusions of grandeur: bow before your comedy master!

    By judgment_horse,
    • 0 replies
    • 711 views

  24. After years of dessert storms and ultradelicious light exposure, he crawled over one last sugar dune. "Candyland! Why have you forsaken me?"

    By HeyNongerman,
    • 0 replies
    • 823 views

  25. I got my tuba blown at Lollapasousa.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 638 views
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