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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Neo was a good boy but Neo is no more for what he thought was H20 was water. He is alway astute.

    By buttermetwice,   
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  2. My computer keeps telling me to login. I've sung Highway to the Danger Zone, Footloose, and the entirety of Return to Pooh Corner and still nothing!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. Ben just moved to a new flat in a new city in a new town. And to think, he could just have had a V8!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Two pickles is better than one cucumber, unless you prefer cucumbers.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. Late at night at can still hear her voice, full of longing, whispering "How much longer? I really need to pee."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. What's a pot, dog!?

    By Cake Boss!,
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  7. If you're happy and you know it, crap your pants. *fart* *fart*

    By Cake Boss!,
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  8. Hail adventurers, what doth bring thou to Big Boob Island?

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane. The more you know.

    By Mobster84,
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  10. What's up Aug-Dog!?

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. This isn't a catchphrase, it is a cry for help. No, really, I'm Scott Aukerman and I need help.

    By MrMoxie,
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  12. Where the hell do you think you're going with my car, Xzibit? You don't have a show anymore!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. Maybe it's the gin talking, but I'm an alcoholic beverage made from juniper berries.

    By JoeRheaume,
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  14. That UFO snatched my VCR! I hope those little green men like my little 'Green Acres' collection.

    By scudwolf,
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  15. Meesie Micey Mossy Ballsy

    By Jug Bandit,
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  16. Plop plop, fizz fizz, BEEF! What a relief.

    By Jug Bandit,
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    • 761 views

  17. One two three four I declare a thumb altercation during which all protocols of The Geneva Convention shall be observed by both parties.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 490 views

  18. I came here to kick ass and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  19. Move over I Can't Believe It's Not Butter because I can't believe it's not Comedy Bang Bang!

    By judgment_horse,
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  20. It's not delivery, it's delusions of grandeur: bow before your comedy master!

    By judgment_horse,
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  21. After years of dessert storms and ultradelicious light exposure, he crawled over one last sugar dune. "Candyland! Why have you forsaken me?"

    By HeyNongerman,
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  22. I got my tuba blown at Lollapasousa.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. "Hey, you're in luck, asshole!"

    By Kenny J,
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  24. Sauntering like an Egyptian tailor, this is Comedy Ylang Ylang.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,   
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  25. "Don't get killed but if you do get killed don't get unkilled - your story would hurt our brand."

    By Kenny J,
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