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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Haters gonna hate, gators gonna gait, Channing Tatum's gonna Channing Tate

    By Nicewanger,
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    • 149 views

  2. I think, therefore I spam.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 235 views

  3. Peepers Creepers, where’d you get those Jeepers?

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 231 views

  4. The fremen of Arrakis say “if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my worms” because the were the original spice melange girls

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 237 views

  5. In 2020 America, we’re all going viral!

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 231 views

  6. Eat fat short stacks, cut er with some butter and I may nutter. I love pancakes.

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 223 views

  7. Air Force Blue, Army Green, outside Scott’s window no camo kept me from being seen.

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 218 views

  8. Ghosts in my toilet? Talk about a spooky dookie!

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 221 views

  9. I like big butts and i cannot lie, my associate likes big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask 3 questions

    By Burgerman2772,
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    • 210 views

  10. Nature, much like my parent's dog, abhors a vacuum.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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    • 330 views

  11. I said, “Harder, Daddy,” and Daddy replied, “Harder? I hardly knew ‘er!”

    By JustSomeGuy,
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    • 252 views

  12. A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but dat ass is a boy’s best friend.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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    • 217 views

  13. If you give that frog enough grog, he’ll flog your hot log

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 196 views

  14. Roses are red, hot log is brown; I see by your frown that you’re not down to clown

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 219 views

  15. Absence makes the log grow hotter

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 221 views

  16. "It could be tomorrow, or ten thousand years," said the fading White Dwarf to a group of his peers.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 244 views

  17. What’s the thing we always do that’s fun for you and me? I-N-T… E-R-C… O-U-R-S-E!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 186 views

  18. Milk, milk, lemonade; that's the recipe for my new favourite mocktail.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  19. One beat to hedge and the furtive birdies scatter. On street by ledge, hear the myriad raindrops splatter. One meat, two veg’, and a sack to hold the latter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  20. TOOOO Sit in Solemn Silence on a Big Black Cock...

    By FartMaster420,
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  21. Ass, Grass Or Sea Glass. Nobody rides Jimmy Buffett for free.

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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    • 215 views

  22. Everyone told me that a flashlight is the best light... But I can't see shit with this thing

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 333 views

  23. Rubber baby buggy bumpers, makes my dick go thumpy thumpers

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 326 views

  24. Scott’s hot bratwurst is a real thot-thirst.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 199 views

  25. Brother, don’t bother with this, that, or the other. I’d rather weather Ethyl’s ether than bum a butt from paltry Peter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 206 views
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