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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm in the mood for love but love may have different ideas, so, consider yourself warned, Teddy Ruxpin.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 524 views

  2. Mandela effect? I don't know what you're talking about, Welcome to Comedy Death Ray Radio on Indie 103.1

    By TheMisterPipes,
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    • 700 views

  3. If you're looking for the bathroom, oh boy, you're in for a treat!

    By TheMisterPipes,
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    • 651 views

  4. The Kree are teaming up with Sonic Youth- they're gonna build an expressway to yr Skrull.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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    • 618 views

  5. Jack and Jill went up a hill, so.....good for them i guess.

    By Cathy ACKerman,
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  6. you know it's not the heat that'll get ya, it's the illuminati.

    By Cathy ACKerman,
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  7. as it turns out, oedipus rex is not about dinosaurs

    By Cathy ACKerman,
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  8. Doctor Eyeless will be unable to see you now. Come back when he changes his name and face.

    By Kenny J,
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  9. Careenin' down the ol' freeway in a turnip truck o' DEATH...which is a kind of turnip.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 580 views

  10. I'm Sport Auklandman, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By Linctron3000,
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  11. It's like Hamlet says, not taking a long time explaining stuff as opposed to taking forever to drag out what you're trying to say is the soul of wit

    By audrew,
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  12. I'm Scott Aukerman, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Linctron3000,
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    • 770 views

  13. If you're not funny, why don't you go and jump off that bridge?

    By Linctron3000,
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    • 708 views

  14. Well, Huell, it's gonna take a hell of a lot of paperwork to get you out of this one!

    By HeyNongerman,
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  15. You should tell it like it is, but, right now, Satan's listening, so, shut the fuck up.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 570 views

  16. If you've ever gone "crazy" or if you've ever done "drugs", if you've ever loved "God" or ever you were a "child"; you know magic is real.

    By Shawn 34,   
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    • 972 views

  17. Roses may be red, and violets truly blue, but religion and politics are not appropriate for polite conversation.

    By Jug Bandit,
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  18. I WILL NOT SAY ANOTHER JOKE UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES ME MY FUCKING DANISH.

    By The_Big_Chill,
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  19. Trouble comes in threes. My Uncle BumPuddle cumms in trees, cos he's an owl! A Randy owl.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Never say never, except for those two times

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Girl you've got me so hot I'm sweating in my jeans

    By brawny216,
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    • 557 views

  22. No holes? No good!

    By SuzanneSmagala-Potts,
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    • 519 views

  23. Swing and a Ms. Connect and a Mrs. I want a divorce.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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    • 640 views

  24. Hot pants, boy shorts, and seamless briefs. These are all awful children's names.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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    • 683 views

  25. Remember to get some milk on the way home.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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    • 603 views
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