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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. ...But seriously, whose line was it anyway?

    By voichicoski,
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    • 253 views

  2. Get that pan good-n-greased up before the goose roosts, otherwise it's going in your poop chute

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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    • 224 views

  3. Oh really? Where were you on the call sheet?

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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    • 223 views

  4. If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, but I’m not saying it a third time.

    By HeDOESsingJeremyPiven,
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    • 148 views

  5. First on my list of things I would do for a Klondike bar is KILL

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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    • 215 views

  6. Well if it isn't that old floppy assbong from Gretchen's alternate life.

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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    • 218 views

  7. Hi I'm Scott and I'm an alcoholic.

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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    • 228 views

  8. The world's most trusted news source, next to Minion memes.

    By honkyray,
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    • 235 views

  9. How's it hanging hamburger

    By hotgrandma69,
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    • 159 views

  10. One if by Pink, Two if by Stink: Dane Cook live at Lexington and Concord this 4th of July

    By Unealded_Mayonnaise,
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    • 168 views

  11. I was listening to Mister Mister, when I slipped my tongue into your sister.

    By bacardiwhite,
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    • 169 views

  12. I may be in quarantine, but that won't stop this Corn Tween!

    By honkyray,
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    • 197 views

  13. I’m an eternal optimist. I don’t go behind the local Applebee’s to rummage around for my dinner in a garbage can’t!

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 244 views

  14. I’m a fighter not a lover, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fuck.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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    • 166 views

  15. Good news! My diarrhea is gone-arrhea!

    By honkyray,
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    • 188 views

  16. If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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    • 198 views

  17. Face down, ass askew, that's the way we watch The View

    By honkyray,
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    • 214 views

  18. This is good, uhhh, podcasting.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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    • 175 views

  19. Snort, snort, snort señora. Snort that big fat line. Snort, snort, snort señora. Snort them all the time.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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    • 222 views

  20. A baby dressed like a ghost is a booby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  21. Humankind cannot bear very much beastiality.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  22. Every day is Halloween when your vasectomy guy uses an apple corer

    By honkyray,
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    • 193 views

  23. What’s up, Hot Log?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 213 views

  24. I’ve been dancing with Mr. Brownstone, but I always go home with Mrs. Hot Log

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 207 views

  25. It puts the hot log on its skin or else it gets Fox News again

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 210 views
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