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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Are you a nuclear test? Because I wouldn’t mind seeing you in bikini atoll.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  2. You can pry my gum from my warm, well-manicured hands.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  3. This is the way the sex ends: not with a bang, but with a skeet-skeet.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  4. I'll pinch your pennies if you tickle my nickel.

    By ButterBallDink,
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  5. I have been very patient so I think it’s finally time for McDonalds to do what it promised me and a million others. Give Grimace a slow and violent death.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  6. I can’t read so if this makes sense that’s a miracle. You should believe in God now.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  7. Mee-ow! The pussymobile has crashed into the orphanage and there are no survivors.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. catchphrase

    By kurtiburtalert,
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  9. I’m not saying you’re a mustache, but you are very hairy, and you’re covering my lips

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  10. Donald Trump was the best improviser this great country of ours has ever seen. Hands down. Way down. And by my sides.

    By jeremy wayne,
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  11. Catchphrase

    By Jstizzjizz,
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  12. Everybody poops, but that doesn’t mean you have to smell like it, Uncle Carl.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  13. This trombone may be named Rusty but don’t you dare rim him without his consent.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  14. That’s MISTER two-incher to you, lady.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  15. I'm the big wig at this shindig

    By Thomasthecreator,
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  16. Halt! said the knife wielding warrior princess as I slowly unzipped my zipper. I guess I figured out what my new fetish is.... Fear porn!

    By kurtiburtalert,
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  17. Today is a great day to spend with someone you care about, but you chose to spend it with me.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Mama told me that bumping your old catchphrases is for punks and sissies, but I told that bitch to go fuck herself

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  19. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  20. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  21. Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown, two hand session straight to pound town

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  22. Maple, spruce, but not a cat, screwing trees is where I’m at.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  23. It’s been about an hour. Time to go pick those kids back up from the pool.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  24. I’ll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam hot log and spam

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Little known historical fact: toilet paper was invented by the Romans during the short and odiferous reign of Augustus Hottica Loggius

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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