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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Even though proof is scant, I'm adamant that I saw Adam Ant planted in line to watch Ant-Man last night.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  2. Heynong, Ma'am. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by gender equality!

    By TheMightyZog,
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    • 674 views

  3. I don't know when to use question marks?

    By Huge Madea Fan,
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  4. It's just that, when I asked what food you had, it annoyed me that you said 'vegetables'... I mean, what am I gonna do with that, fry up a fuckin cabb

    By RoryJamesGibson,
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  5. Ching chang chong. Don't worry it's OK I'm Chinese. Just kidding I'm a racist white guy.

    By trolleyrevolt,
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  6. Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!

    By rob_m,
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  7. Dalai Lambourghini more like, this guy aint the pope. the pope is dope, just like pope leo - but then youd know that already. wouldnt you?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I've never bitten a mailman. Why would you even say that?

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  9. will catchphrase for cash. will catchphrase for cash. will catchphrase for cash.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Where there's a Will, there's an o' the Wisp!

    By n8guts,   
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  11. Mime is a flat Urkel.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. still no Entourage movie up ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. I like the pope, specifically the pope leo the first - becasue he was grrrrrrreat! frosties! frosties pope!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Jew Magic:- the boardgame; please subscribe to my channel to discover more about this fantastic idea.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Oh us? We cannibalize cantaloupes, blast Barry Manilopes, and stuff manila envelopes, chock full 'a' elbow grease

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. Explosion gunshot orgasm. Foghorn beep beep ah-ooo-gah. Shimmy sham skipple flurnt yipee ki yay

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 560 views

  17. If gas prices get any lower I might have to think about big, juicy tits.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. You pluck a rose, you fuck a rose. Garden rules.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  19. I used to use view-count to choose the best vid, now I choose bruise-count to abuse the next squid. I hate cephalopods.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  20. A pimp with a crimp perm slaps a gimp with some limp sperm, welcome to Comedy Dang Dick

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 667 views

  21. Feel free to frown on freedom, but I might tape your mouth shut and lock you in a gimp box

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 693 views

  22. Why buy the milk when you can buy a bunch of cows and get an even larger supply of milk?

    By Lee Tarvey Oswald,
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  23. My name is Scott Aukerman and if I'm ever charged with murder I definitely did it regardless of whatever I say.

    By justin,
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    • 674 views

  24. That awkward moment when I realize I only speak in sentence fragments rather than complete sentences. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By PeteKresock,
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  25. When the red river's a'flowin, take a sip, and savor it! It's not every day someone pours three tons of Kool-Aid powder into the Mississippi!

    By Lee Tarvey Oswald,
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