New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Hay is for horses, better for cows... but that doesn't mean I can't stick it up my butt!

   By colin_moore, July 16, 2015   

   • cbb
   • comedy bang bang
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2. If a picture is worth a thousand words, this catchphrase is worth about .015 pictures

   By Dr. Airdrums, July 16, 2015
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3. Squid bro-code, Clarice

   By Dr. Airdrums, July 16, 2015   

   • silence of the slams
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4. Fool me once. Please. I can't go back to my home planet until I've been fooled! My babies need their pop pop!

   By scudwolf, July 16, 2015
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5. My stumps my stumps my stumps, my micro penis lump.

   By Shampoofler, July 16, 2015
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6. My dumps my dumps my dumps, my lovely lady dumps.

   By Shampoodler, July 16, 2015
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7. Stalking a catchphraser might take my mind off this cursed micropenis.

   By Shampoodler, July 16, 2015
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8. Stop, drop and lemme see you tootsie roll

   By Shampoofler, July 16, 2015
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9. Weekend warrior found guilty of eating homebody

   By Shampoofler, July 16, 2015
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10. If killing house flies is bourgeoisie, then call me Goldie Hawn.

    By Shampoofler, July 16, 2015
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11. You catch more phrases with money than with signatures.

    By UPNFOX, July 16, 2015
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12. As my wealth increases it multiples by two

    By SuperAlbino, July 16, 2015
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13. Fool me once-shame on you. Fool me twice I'm calling my lawyer.

    By JeremyCarlstedt, July 16, 2015
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14. Twinkle twinkle little star-can one of the guests buy me a new car?

    By JeremyCarlstedt, July 16, 2015
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15. A note from the Professor

    By ProfessorCockington, July 16, 2015   

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    • professor cockington
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16. I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top, I never eat a pig 'cause it's against my religious beliefs

    By DanWhite_95339, July 16, 2015
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17. They say "never say never" but those hypocritical sons a bitches said it twice!

    By DanWhite_95339, July 16, 2015
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18. Jesus received mixed reviews about his "organic" ingredients... (cont.)

    By TheCredibleHulk, July 16, 2015
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19. Riddle me this

    By DamienCowger, July 16, 2015
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20. Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay give me the yams so I can throw them away.

    By Soup History, July 16, 2015
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21. Heythongman! That's right, I'm talkin to you Sysco!

    By TjP, July 16, 2015
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22. Call me a convenience-store theorist but 7/11 is an inside job.

    By Seanpatrickdelaney, July 16, 2015
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23. She's a 97 Jerb. Five-speed turbo injection. But my dream is I'd like to get a blue one. A real nice classic blue Jerb

    By greazey_bob, July 16, 2015
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24. One man's gold is another man's key piece of evidence in a murder trial.

    By greazey_bob, July 16, 2015
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25. When in Rome, be sure to turn of your Roman data!

    By Linctron3000, July 15, 2015
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