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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Work Hard; Play Hard: Ask your doctor about Viagra Extended Release today!

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 196 views

  2. I don't want to alarm anyone, but I've become the night.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  3. You may have heard of rigged elections, but have you heard of an ear wig driving a big rig dressed in drag? I canā€™t decide if I need an exterminator or an agent

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  4. A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? Fonzie.

    By MarkDowling,
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  5. The nameā€™s Bond. James Bond. Iā€™ll have my root beer float blended, hold the spoon and Iā€™ll grab a straw on the way out.

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  6. The missus & IĀ get super nasty with our bedroomĀ role-playing. Last night,Ā she was a dermatologist, and my dick's was a big ol pimple that needed poppin'.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Haven't seen any crazy straws in a while. Damn political correctness

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. So disappointed with yourĀ carwash's Deluxe Turtle Wax.Ā Yes,Ā Turtle from Entourage jerked me off, but my Camry's upholstery is just ruined.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Some people say Iā€™m quite the bigwig! But not too big of a wig, just down to my shoulders.

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  10. I'm just saying crazy stuff now so I can seamlessly transition to senility later on

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. šŸ––Vulcan Salute = 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink & 1 flipping the old devilā€™s doorbell BING BONG! šŸ˜

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  12. Do I do that?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. At my house, we throw out pizza extra good so that I donā€™t pick it out of the garbage later.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 228 views

  14. Nobody messes with the bitch holding a trident

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. How Wilde could a guy named Oscar be anyways?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 247 views

  16. How many Kangs does it take to conquer a Light bulb?

    By Facelist,
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    • 195 views

  17. Make politics sexy again

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Oooo I sure do like fish potatoes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 189 views

  19. Secret rollerblader, give me your heart

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. I can see your soul!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Oh, those kind of burpiesā€¦.okay. Iā€™ll try those instead.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 166 views

  22. When it rains, it rains, penis from heaven

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 190 views

  23. If you're looking for comedy, you're in the right place! Thanks for calling the Comedy Directory. Dial 0 to continue in Spanish!

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 198 views

  24. I bought a pedometer but it just keeps flashing the word "probably"

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 235 views

  25. GarƧon! I'll have the funnel cake and a pint of whole milk, to start

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 174 views
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