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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get ready for my Garth Vader impression - “Hey Luke. I’m totally your Dad. Naaaaauuuugght”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, you can't fool me twice, my momma didn't raise no fool!

    By Mydumbjokes,
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  3. Teach a man how to use a fishing rod, feed him for a lifetime, teach a man how to use phishing on Rod Stewart, he'll be able to afford something besides fish!

    By Mydumbjokes,
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  4. And in the end the love you take, is equal to the leaves you've raked. I TOLD you you should have taken that job at your Uncle Sal's landscaping business! 

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  5. For my second wedding, only the back of my dress will be white.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. There’s a skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  7. There’s a horny skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  8. There’s a horny skeleton in my closet and he won’t stop boning all my clean shirts.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  9. Food goes in the top end, poop comes out the bottom end, and if you can keep both ends clean you're doing alright.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  10. How come when I order chicken fries from the poverty shack I get crispy fried chicken, but when get steak fries at a nice restaurant they're dropping potatoes on my ass!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  11. Get the shovel.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Ovaries are found ovar the genitals while undaries are found undar the genitals, but for some reason those gonads are called testicles.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. Is that a manatee eating a full head of cabbage covered in mustard?  Boing-oing-oing-oing.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. I thought Titanic was a sequel to Big. Boy was I wrong.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. I got something to say. I ate an apple today and it. Doesn’t matter much to me. As long as it’s red.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Anybody wanna have dinner with their ex and have them text you when they make it safe to their new girlfriend’s house later?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. E.T. phone homophobia hotline

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. Monsters are real. Just look at Sesame Street.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Prepare yourselves for an indecent... into the unknown...

    By Pound Foolish,
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  20. Jason Mantzoukas’ Bubly flavor of choice is cherry.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. What’s a good horror movie?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. Do or Do Not. There is no try. Not playing rugby Yoda is. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Chunky butts and chewy nuts, we've got snacks that'll fill your guts.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Much like yelling "FIRE" in a theatre, it's apparently a no-no to scream, "SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN" at a Rachmaninov concert.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. French braid my pubes while we wander the Louvre!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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