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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Shake your ass, but watch yourself, counselor.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  2. I wish-wish-wish for quieter corduroys

    By honkyray,
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    • 242 views

  3. Voter suppression is rampant but I'm busy drawing erotic comics about Jed Clampett

    By honkyray,
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    • 243 views

  4. Can you grab my twinkie with that pinky?

    By Dead Sea Squirrels,
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    • 300 views

  5. Scrimshaw scrimshaw scrimshaw scrimshaw scrimshaw scrimshaw scrimshaw

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  6. The night is young, the boys are hung, so let’s all have some fung.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 260 views

  7. She shells seashells by the seashore with her WWII-era trench gun

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  8. Milwaukee Bucks? I thought these were tickets for milky white butts.

    By The Real Fartcop,
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    • 291 views

  9. I hope this message finds you well, but I'm not counting on it.  This message flunked out of detective school.

    By Jonathan Tinker Taylor Thomas,
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    • 253 views

  10. He was a boy; she was a Black & Decker DS321 Dragster with Dust Bag - can I make it anymore obvious?

    By PresidentZaddy,
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  11. Enjoy Gaymour Brand Chicken Dusties™ - the only chicken with the fungus flavor.

    By PresidentZaddy,
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    • 185 views

  12. Sipping vinegar or piss and vinegar—either way, this wine has gone bad.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  13. Honk once for yes, twice for no, three times to see me go to the bathroom

    By honkyray,
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    • 250 views

  14. Blink once for yes, twice for no, three times a lady

    By honkyray,
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  15. Of course Kirstie Alley is a stage name. She chose it because you can comfortably park a mid-size sedan in her.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  16. There'll be no tonsil hockey under our roof. This family plays adenoid soccer.

    By honkyray,
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    • 267 views

  17. I’ll wait for you with bated breath, because I’ll be masturbating into my mouth until I see you.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 306 views

  18. The early bird bird bird gets the word.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. If you can’t take the bananas, get out of Banana Republic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Old McNopants had a farm, E I E OH MY!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Why did the chicken cross the road? Wait, that's not a chicken, it's your puppy, and I think it's been hit by a car.

    By lazyjesus,
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  22. Like a newly discovered dinosaur skeleton, I'm difficult to date but soooo easy to fuck

    By TheCredibleHulk,
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  23. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. There’s a program of a single step, it’s got no air just pringle pep. If you wanna know how to make or beget, you gather the know-how to take a leaflet.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  25. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and don’t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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