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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mr. Fantastic, his penis elastic. Eel O'Brien, can't fault him for tryin'.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  2. Ain’t no crime to get some amorous slime!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. The Very Best Part Of Waking Up Is Folgers In Your Cun - Wait, Sorry, Damn Auto Correct!

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  4. Who’s down, Cool Cat?

    By EnglishMike,
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  5. I like salads with croutons and great deals with coupons

    By SegaShines,
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  6. Leave your shoes at the door and get your butts on the floor

    By SegaShines,
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  7. Scotty told PFT ‘bout a thing he heard: two big bangs through the spoken word. CBB-bee, CBB-bee.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  8. You can’t spell “entercourse” without “enter.”

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  9. Joyce's voice choices were foisted on oysters. Very shellfish of her.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Oysters in the cloisters, prawns on the lawns - I'm allergic to this whole monastery.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Knick knack paddywack I dropped a nickel down your crack

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Breaking news: Comedy Bang Bang has been cancelled and will be replaced by a reading of “The Obtuse Lamentations of Hieronymus VonBoobstache: An Autobiography of Hieronymus VonBoobstach”, by Hieronymus VonBoobstache.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by your mom

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to college to get more knowledge, but I go to my mom's house because she let's me drink soda and play Xbox.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  15. If I asked people what they wanted, they would've said faster horses, but if I asked horses what they wanted, they would've said faster people.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  16. Do me fast, do me hard, do me like Jean Luc Picard

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  17. Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me thrice with pubic lice

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  18. If I asked people what they wanted, they would've said faster horses, but if I asked horses what they wanted, they would've said Blade 2 on Blu-Ray.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  19. Call me old fashioned but I'm just a cocktail made from bitters, sugar, whiskey and an orange peel.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  20. Both are true: 1. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore were part of the greatest rodent rock band of all time.  2. The manager/producer of Alvin and the Chipmunks drowned many, many chipmunks in a bucket when their voices "aged out" of the act.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  21. It'd be nice if my dick stopped zoom-bombing chats with my priest.  Wait, that's not my dick!  And, that's not my priest!  Mom, you silly goose!

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  22. Tooty Toot Butt Train was my best friend until Rudolph ate him. Happy Halloween!

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  23. It’s Ben, a wheel.

    By Worshipkorea,
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  24. strong/ HOT MATCHA! /strong

    By Penguineth Paltro,
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  25. I always try to lift with my neck and my back rather than my pussy and my crack

    By Egregious Philbin,
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