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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Painful dandruff? HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE SHOULDERS. HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE SHOULDERS

    By TheMisterPipes,
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  2. First the answer to last weeks trivia question, "What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?" If you said "get crucified again" you're this weeks winner!

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  3. A bird in the hand is worth about $7.50 depending on the hand and how much you want to have sex with it

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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    • 577 views

  4. Look Jon, now that Mad Men is over, I think you should reconsider Porky's 4. Kevin Bacon has already signed on!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 489 views

  5. Chicken your own damn nuggets, mom!

    By rosenrosen,   
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    • 600 views

  6. Give me all your gold pressed latinum you Ferengi skum!

    By rosenrosen,   
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    • 597 views

  7. Hots up whatsdog

    By I am banksy,
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  8. 9 out of 10 doctors agree-CBB has 20 percent less bullshit than the leading brand. Or your money back!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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    • 497 views

  9. This coffee that came from a cat's ass in East Asia tastes great, but these muffins sure do taste like shit.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 643 views

  10. Searching for my lost shaker of Ethel Merman's ashes

    By TheAlexBasso,
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    • 538 views

  11. It was Man's tinkering with nature, experimenting on the Fruit of The Loom mascots, that spawned this primal world, this Planet of The Grapes.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 599 views

  12. Dark Crystal blue persuasion airline peanuts gang sign language barrier reef shark week in the knees to the groin pull my finger

    By greazey_bob,   
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  13. REO Speed Wagon? You mean Reo's pee d. wagon! The d stands for dick.

    By rosenrosen,   
    • 0 replies
    • 637 views

  14. Hello darkness my old friend, can you help me move again?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 534 views

  15. If today's your birthday, happy birthday! If it's not, fuuuck you.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 574 views

  16. Don't squeeze the Charmin - it's for wiping your ass. Please remember to wash your hands!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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    • 457 views

  17. Where wishes always come true/unless you've used all your wishes in which case you're screwed.

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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    • 421 views

  18. Skip to my lou, Piranha Part Two, blatherin' blatherskite, chim chim cher-oo!

    By ShortFatCock,   
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    • 742 views

  19. You've got some flaps, I've got some jacks, let's put 'em together and make a hot stack

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 602 views

  20. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling this episode. This is gonna be great.

    By Kristoffer_____,
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    • 677 views

  21. Trust me doctor, I'd know if aliens probed my butthole. I probably just sat on the remote again.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 503 views

  22. I'm sorry I got outta hand but we're talking about Magic The Gathering so show some fucking respect.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 563 views

  23. Well I'm a six point seven on the Andy Richter scale

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 555 views

  24. Peppers Peppers. Peppers? Peppers! Peppers... Peppers.

    By supdawgchill,
    • 0 replies
    • 394 views

  25. Honey have you seen my pube comb? Oh, I didn't know we had company. Good morning, Rabbi.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 491 views
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