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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just to be clear: Pus Geyser has always been the name of my dick.  That thing geysering pus just happens to be on my dick, but it's completely unrelated to how my dick got its name.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  2. I got pubic lice at Joe’s Crab Shack.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  3. You know what they say - everything is shit.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Here I sit so broken-hearted: tried to fart and I shit my pants.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  5. Guess WHO's coming to dinner. Where we're going to seat an entire Health Organisation I have no idea.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Slim Slow Slider. Jim Blows Gliders.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. In the Upsidedown if you turn your frown upsidedown you're actually frowning because you're already upsidedown so it was a smile. NO DON'T WALK AWAY I'M NOT FINISHED!

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. But who wants flies? Gimme that acetic acid baby!

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Sleep no more! This screaming baby does murder sleep.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  10. Wee Willy Winkie runs through the town, upstairs, downstairs, in an assless hospital gown.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  11. Murder Sleep with the all-new Coffee Knife! It cuts the throat of rest, and disembowels slumber. Coffee Knife - delicious and deadly!

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Icy London, icy France. I see. Lay these underpants.

    By mineralien,
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  13. How many shits does it take to get to the center of a hot topic crop top shop?

    By ManDan_the_FamilyVan,
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  14. If you do enough jumpin before yankin your ween, you just may end up with some freshly whipped cream!

    By ManDan_the_FamilyVan,
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  15. Politics, schmolotics. Rumor has it that Bobby Flay is promoting all-inclusive vacays to widows who are "probably over it by now." Tell me more!

    By ManDan_the_FamilyVan,
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  16. Two balloons in a room gather no dust, but one balloon in a Zoom makes my thrush so much worse.

    By ManDan_the_FamilyVan,
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  17. Politician, fuck thyself.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  18. Can't fit Rafiki in a dashiki cuz the big blue butt get stuck

    By TheHairyDairyAreola,
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  19. You can lead a man to water. That mans name? Water killer Joe. The end

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. On today’s show, we will consume the corn dogs of wisdom and dispense the hot logs of truth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. More like time for your mom to make the ho-nuts

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop one hot log at your door

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. A barrel filled with ranch dressing and shaved possum, thankyouverymuch.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  24. You know that thing that blossomed out my nipple hole? Not a fungus, but it is part cabbage. So that's good.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  25. Little strokes fell great oaks, and left me with a speech impediment.

    By BUTTFART69,   
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