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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. And thaaat's a crab leg

    By gumdropheaven,
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    • 425 views

  2. "GOD DAMMIT! I am Spartacus!", yelled Bob Odenkirk Douglas.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 675 views

  3. Remember the good old days when we used to get loaded and celebrate Toyota-thon?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 824 views

  4. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and let's see dem titties

    By Eltonjohn911,
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    • 726 views

  5. Look in your heart and find forgiveness. While you're in there, do you see my keys?

    By NotBettyWhite,
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    • 650 views

  6. Smog levels are off the charts. Please limit driving. It's raining farts.

    By NotBettyWhite,
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    • 672 views

  7. There's nothing else going on this Monday, so let's have a mattress sale.

    By NotBettyWhite,
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    • 711 views

  8. Quick get the mellows, the coals are ready. Mmmmmm. Shmores.

    By NotBettyWhite,
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    • 661 views

  9. Love is like a bird. It flies all around you, and shits on your shoulder when you least expect it.

    By NotBettyWhite,
    • 0 replies
    • 628 views

  10. Watch where you step. I'm cooking this egg on the sidewalk. Over easy with extra cheesy. Order up!!

    By NotBettyWhite,
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    • 672 views

  11. Haters are coming from everywhere but they can't fade me cause I don't care.

    By SuperAlbino,
    • 0 replies
    • 718 views

  12. IIIIIIIt's trampolines!

    By Jake Dingus,
    • 0 replies
    • 696 views

  13. I'm a stupid idiot dumb dumb with a dumb face.

    By fishface,
    • 0 replies
    • 855 views

  14. Shibbity doo wop, I'm married to Kulap!

    By ChrisKoch,
    • 0 replies
    • 764 views

  15. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty? The secret's out, that movie's shitty!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 665 views

  16. My overly emotional hovercraft is full of feels.

    By KatherineIsOdd,
    • 0 replies
    • 802 views

  17. What happens when Kurt Russell, a trained circus bear and 13 waffles

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 519 views

  18. I smoothed over my lumpsuncious ballsack with an angle grinder while I perused your mothers pert profile pics on adult friend finder.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 447 views

  19. Don't fall on your sword, just call on the Lord.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 570 views

  20. You know what they say about the comings & goings of carnival worker infidelity: "All's fair in fair affair affairs"

    By KirbyBrunclik,
    • 0 replies
    • 408 views

  21. Holy Swiss cheeses! it's our Lord and Savior Jesus!

    By Atypical,
    • 0 replies
    • 569 views

  22. If it's barbecue you're looking for, GET OUT!!! This is a podcast dumdum! Your family is hungry! You're a terrible father!

    By saintgimp,
    • 0 replies
    • 743 views

  23. This is how to rabble rouse in travel trousers!!!

    By saintgimp,
    • 0 replies
    • 717 views

  24. And to my dear nephew Roger, I leave this sealed bottle of my captured aroma, to be whiffed only under extreme duress.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 417 views

  25. Gimme a break! Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that sam-ple jar!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 484 views
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