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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You nong, wild girls be the death of E - that's why he settled down.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 543 views

  2. Soylent Green is made out of Peebles! Mario Van Peebles!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 613 views

  3. You can lead a horse to water, but do it on your own time. I'm paying you to run this dreamcatcher mall kiosk!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 543 views

  4. "Bitch where's my Monet?", said the only pimp in history to charge impressionist paintings instead of cash.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 690 views

  5. This catchphrase watches intently as you bathe, so - at ease, America.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Loan me the courage to ask for an advance on my manhood: my scrotal sack's currently in the red ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 481 views

  7. Hey Bob Dylan, Neil Young called & Elvis Costello wants his Beatles wig back before Sonny & Cher get home from Captain & Tennille's bed & breakfast

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 603 views

  8. Dwop the nunchucks, put down the wata bawoon wauncha and we wease the seek wit weapon

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 521 views

  9. Thank you to I am banks for today's catchphrase.

    By I am banksy,
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    • 741 views

  10. Dust off your clogs!

    By I am banksy,
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    • 657 views

  11. Poo Poo Poo, Pee Pee Pee

    By DragonSexCalendar,
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    • 622 views

  12. I dunno about the apple watch, but I know how to power a clock with a potato!

    By the_muteKi,
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  13. So excited for the party tonight I just RSVP'd in my pants!

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 665 views

  14. If nobody else says it, it's more like a "throwphrase", isn't it?

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 813 views

  15. Welcome to an exciting new episode of Comedy Bang Bang! I'm your host, Scott Awkward Man. Wait, what? No, I'm Scott Auckermann! Wait, maybe I'm both.

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 615 views

  16. Grandma Helmet Gimme Grumble

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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    • 627 views

  17. Provoke the carpenter and sate him with your flesh. He's had a rough day and deserves a treat.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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    • 529 views

  18. I still want some even if you dont got big buns hun

    By DannyHodson,
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    • 512 views

  19. Behold the Lovecraftian nightmare that is my F.U.P.A.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 713 views

  20. Introducing Mr. Hardbones, the new mascot for The Calcium Institute Of America! What's that? I see. Well, apparently this was not well thought out.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 607 views

  21. One hundred and ten cornets, please and thank you.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 602 views

  22. If witches and butts were candies and nuts

    By StanSitwell,
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    • 600 views

  23. Scouring pads, the old fashioned way to tell if you're a father.

    By Traven Falos,
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    • 544 views

  24. If you came for college radio alt-cumbia hits, you may be disappointed.

    By Razor Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 548 views

  25. They say blood is thicker than water, but who put water in their dick to find out?

    By watchayakan,
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    • 643 views
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