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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey Bob Dylan, Neil Young called & Elvis Costello wants his Beatles wig back before Sonny & Cher get home from Captain & Tennille's bed & breakfast

    By greazey_bob,
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  2. Dwop the nunchucks, put down the wata bawoon wauncha and we wease the seek wit weapon

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 522 views

  3. Thank you to I am banks for today's catchphrase.

    By I am banksy,
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  4. Dust off your clogs!

    By I am banksy,
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  5. Poo Poo Poo, Pee Pee Pee

    By DragonSexCalendar,
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  6. I dunno about the apple watch, but I know how to power a clock with a potato!

    By the_muteKi,
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  7. So excited for the party tonight I just RSVP'd in my pants!

    By the_muteKi,
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  8. Welcome to an exciting new episode of Comedy Bang Bang! I'm your host, Scott Awkward Man. Wait, what? No, I'm Scott Auckermann! Wait, maybe I'm both.

    By the_muteKi,
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  9. Grandma Helmet Gimme Grumble

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  10. Provoke the carpenter and sate him with your flesh. He's had a rough day and deserves a treat.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  11. I still want some even if you dont got big buns hun

    By DannyHodson,
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  12. Behold the Lovecraftian nightmare that is my F.U.P.A.

    By Razor Boy,
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  13. Introducing Mr. Hardbones, the new mascot for The Calcium Institute Of America! What's that? I see. Well, apparently this was not well thought out.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. One hundred and ten cornets, please and thank you.

    By Razor Boy,
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  15. If witches and butts were candies and nuts

    By StanSitwell,
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  16. Scouring pads, the old fashioned way to tell if you're a father.

    By Traven Falos,
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  17. If you came for college radio alt-cumbia hits, you may be disappointed.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 549 views

  18. They say blood is thicker than water, but who put water in their dick to find out?

    By watchayakan,
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  19. Hey Paul, how about Toad the Wet Sprocket for a name of the band. I already told you Ringo, we are sticking with The Beatles.

    By Mobster84,
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  20. someone please upload the entourage movie on piratebay, cheers.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. rumour has it I'm an annoying song

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. I don't know 'bout y'all but I only joined the Tea Party for some of that crazy Idaho punani.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 519 views

  23. Even if some won't admit it, everyone thinks farts are funny, which is why my bean dip is such a big hit at funerals.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 510 views

  24. Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to see Flyboys, starring James Franco.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 512 views

  25. Jacksonville's just a big hole full of money.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 639 views
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