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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm watching two doves hump on a power line outside my window. That's it, no punchline.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 512 views

  2. Mondays... I like lasagna. Let's annoy Jon. Wry grin.

    By bertjerred,   
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    • 762 views

  3. Welcome to Comesy Bang! Bang! Thank you to Kevin Murphy for that catchphrase submission.

    By KevinMurphy,
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    • 647 views

  4. Oh no! Perry Como is throwing fro yo at the Duomo! Don't just stand there like a yo-yo, call the popo, Quasimodo!

    By Bumpy,
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  5. Hello and welcome to Cumdaddy Ding-dong for another freaky week, I’m Cock Stalk-A-Man…..and I love dick!!

    By messy_rimjob,
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  6. Don't go to the zoo with Know-it-all Schwarzenegger. He'll be the first to tell you, "It's not a puma!"

    By Razor Boy,
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  7. I did not have sexual relations with that woman because I'm gay

    By fredsolo,
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  8. "I cannot help but love you," she whispered into my ear. Then the two walked into the sunset, leaving me alone and with significant hearing loss.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 545 views

  9. Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock.

    By scudwolf,
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    • 744 views

  10. Whatever happened to Gay Ray, that delicate satin-draped reggae gay?

    By Butt Park,
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    • 680 views

  11. Two

    By rosenrosen,
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  12. I'm a little chicken nugget, look at me! Deeble dobble deeble dobble deeble dobble dee!

    By rosenrosen,   
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  13. I'm gonna knock you out. Mama said knock you out. And I do what my mama tells me to do. Cause I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy named Scott.

    By rosenrosen,   
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    • 625 views

  14. Where goes the man who has no nose? Who knows? His nose knows not. But does his nose know snot?

    By rosenrosen,   
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    • 591 views

  15. War, famine, pestilence, disease. These are a few of my favorite things.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 559 views

  16. Cactus Tony Macaroni, Uncle Stoney, Danny Mahoney, Carey Mahoney.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  17. Prepare thyselves for the sagey musk of Aromatron: The Aromatic Automaton. Wherever fine goods are sold.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 645 views

  18. Malamute's ahoy! On a wing and a prayer! Did I mention I'm not wearing any underwear?

    By souprman,
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    • 757 views

  19. Comedy Bang Bang is taped in front of a live studio audience. All characters appearing in this episode are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons

    By RoryTheOkay,
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    • 520 views

  20. Phyllis Dillers' vanilla-pillar window-silla-thriller took place half conscious and de-robed in a Devonshire corn field, and not, for Rhymings' sake,

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 555 views

  21. Wah wah to Nursery Nap Nap, I'm your toddwer Small Diapermilk.

    By yahoozy,
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  22. You lambs wont be so silent, not after I eat your fucking faces off.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 524 views

  23. The way you're touching my sons leg, I'm beginning to wonder if there ever was a Mrs Myagi to begin with

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 533 views

  24. Welcome to "You Spittin' Setzer on the Net, Sir?", where we jump and jive through the entire Brian Setzer catalogue. I'm your host Brian Setzer.

    By smitty,
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    • 633 views

  25. Ben Schwartz sells men's shorts by the seashore.

    By MangoDickoffs,   
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    • 1158 views
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