New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Margaret Jones from the Times. I'd like to ask you: "How do you respond to these recent allegations?"

   By Bernard_Shakey, June 4, 2015   

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2. And when the rock climbing soft drink enthusiast saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more Mountains left to Dew

   By smitty, June 4, 2015
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3. My anaconda do want some even if you don't got buns hun

   By notdannyhodson, June 4, 2015
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4. If I wanted to do what I'm doing right now I would be doing that now instead of this

   By Smozi, June 4, 2015
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5. If you don't have anything nice to say go rewind a VCR!

   By Bever Hopox, June 4, 2015
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6. Did you know that the average John Goodman earns 30 cents more than the average John Goodwoman?

   By SeñorFartFace, June 4, 2015
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7. Are giraffes standard at zoos or is that something I should look into beforehand?

   By JosephSchmo, June 3, 2015   

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8. Taint Misbehavin'? Gold Bond.

   By Razor Boy, June 3, 2015
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9. Bernard Shakey loves to eat mayonnaise straight from the jar.

   By DannyRobbins, June 3, 2015
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10. Yes We Can, Barack Obama; But Can We Baroll Obama?

    By TheJuminator, June 3, 2015
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11. My penis, your penis - mere details.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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12. You Can Pick Your Friends, You Can Pick Your Nose, But You Can't Pick A Good Restaurant To Save Your Life So I'm Leaving You.

    By BobKerr, June 3, 2015   

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13. To all the ice cream hoarders of the future out there: what's up, dot hog?

    By Sam Handwich, June 3, 2015
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14. squirting has finally been disproven, guys - it was just pee

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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15. sister Network? brother Serpico? uncle Deathtrap? auntie The Wiz?

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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16. insufficient pancreas: needs improving!

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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17. Remember: short, controlled Dursts

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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18. Hitler led the invasion of Poland in his favourite war scooter. He delighted in performing wheelies, and doughnuts for his troops.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 3, 2015
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19. You may think you have It all figured out, but I bet you didn't even know I'm referring to the Stephen King novel and not an abstract concept.

    By smitty, June 3, 2015
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20. Dinosaur bones are a prank from Jesus. Archaeology just got Punk'd!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, June 3, 2015
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21. The mayor is on my ass because of this catchphrase, and you two idiots blew up half of Manhattan!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, June 3, 2015
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22. Natalie Portmanteau got a little hangry on our staycation, so we got some cronuts.

    By Razor Boy, June 3, 2015
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23. Two eggs sunny side up, cloudy meatballs down, java java java. Let's start the show.

    By ThomasMcKinney, June 2, 2015   

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24. When in Rome... also in Italy

    By harrybingbangle, June 2, 2015
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25. I like to put the "party" in "guilty party".

    By AprilFoolsRebel, June 2, 2015
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