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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. And welcome to my tight five. That's what I say to Kulap on a Saturday night, [hold for laughter]. But seriously, what's up with hotdogs?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  2. I've gone from zero to hero, so put your meat in my yee-roh. Ghee-row? Jy-roh? Lamb sandwich.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  3. What's the word on the street, tubular meat?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  4. Jimmy banged Julie ’til she got super drooly, for Julie is sort of a ho. He fisted inside her just to abide her, but this isn’t that kind of a show.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  5. Martin Short, he built a fort, too small for Terry Long. Terry was scary and Martin was fartin', and now you've sung my song.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. I would do anything for love, but I won't do... well actually ok I'll take my socks off this once.

    By Local Cabal,
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  7. TIL the Itsy Bitsy Spider has terrible IBS, hence the letter play in its name.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Himbos before bimbos, you dimbos.

    By FlynnVenture,
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  9. I know where you've been keeping all the cheap fish that people only usually order at Big Boy. I'm your host, Scrod Stalkerman.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  10. Chris Pratt once was fat but now he's very lean. Some people sold pics of his flabby man-tits and that was very mean.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  11. How about them llamas? Said the sad man while eating pasta salad...He was never hugged as a child.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  12. Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry Charlie!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  13. Wait a gosh darn second, I'm flossing my teeth, I'll introduce myself soon....Hey my name is Keith.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  14. Pay attention, we're going through the worm hole and we have no idea where or when we are going to end up...Hi, I'm Greg Kinnear, welcome to The Kinnear Ear. The Podcast about ears!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  15. Pour me some juice, and I'll cut loose all over your caboose, Madam L'Toose.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  16. Quiet Mr Davis, it's tiem for the feature presentation. We're gonna watch two dogs go at it for about an hour, Let's see what happens!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  17. The boys are back in town, and the boysenberry's brown!

    By MattyWox,
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  18. A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  19. Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  20. Booty smackers, cheese and crackers, mix in some curds and whey. Squeeze thy knees with honeybees, and make cheese all the live long day!

    By Peter Patter,
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  21. Listen, sheeple: Pan pizza? More like PLAN pizza, amirite? I ordered this food an hour ago.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  22. You just can't win. And, when I say you, I mean me. And, when I mean you, I say "that big dumb asshole.'

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Welcome to the show, now enhanced with MOTHERFUCKING PUPPETS!! Whoa, hey, relax- they're just literally puppets that fuck your mom.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  24. Like sands through the hourglass, so are those vegan taquitos I ate last night.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  25. People are out there knocking doors, with knock-on effects, not that I'm knocking that.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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