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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Owie wowie even in Maui it hurts to get a happy ending from an acupunturist

    By Roy Division,
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    • 182 views

  2. Hold the ketchup, hold the relish , dry hamburgers are my fetish.

    By The Real Fartcop,
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    • 253 views

  3. Hickory Dickory Dock, how big is Andrew Dice Clay's cock?

    By Spreadator,
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    • 457 views

  4. Butt cheese: a dessert or aperitif?

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 231 views

  5. WOULDN'T BE IN THIS COFFIN IF YOU WERE LOVINGLY JERKIN' ME OFTEN!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 203 views

  6. I like my skrit like I like my serif—sans.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 210 views

  7. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, ranked third by podcastranker.com in the Alphabetical List of Comedy Podcasts with Three-Word Titles Where the Second and Third Words are the Same

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 205 views

  8. Shaving Cream Tahoma Billy Goat Nectarine

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 220 views

  9. Fraggles: The C.H.U.D.s of the Muppets Universe

    By dollopuss,
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    • 310 views

  10. If my catchphrase makes your dick raise, check out these blu-rays of Happy Days. That Chachi...wah wah wah!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 177 views

  11. Does a tadpole having sex potentially make it a dadpole? These and other hard-hitting questions coming at you live.

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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    • 197 views

  12. Now that marijuana is legal, high fives all around!

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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    • 190 views

  13. Finger bang my mom? Wait, that can't be right.

    By dollopuss,
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    • 306 views

  14. You're a peein' on my european euro, you peen!

    By dollopuss,
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    • 296 views

  15. Fart School.

    By dollopuss,
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    • 315 views

  16. Spread the cheeks, let's see em, all big dogs love a quivering perineum

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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    • 180 views

  17. The words "tickle" and "pickle" rhyme for one very specific reason.

    By dollopuss,
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    • 301 views

  18. What's up, corn dog!?

    By Specktrometer,
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    • 160 views

  19. "Nothing lasts forever" is a saying with 2 meanings that are both true

    By John Stamos,
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    • 155 views

  20. You can’t spell “onion pie” without “opinion,” and opinions are like assholes, so no, Mom, I don’t want to try your quiche.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 184 views

  21. Onions are like a-holes: the deeper you go, the stronger the smell.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 180 views

  22. Opinions are like assholes: you can remove the second and third letters of each and get a word analogous to the original.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 179 views

  23. There's a burrito in my trousers from when I put it there. Flash forward by two hours and I have beans for underwear.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 219 views

  24. Say it ain't so, I will not go, you can't make me, I'm an adult, you're not even my real dad!

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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    • 326 views

  25. There are no stupid questions, just mucus snail trails on all my furniture.

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 234 views
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