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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Honey is money for jingle jangle junky.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 259 views

  2. Is that an erection I see in the mirror or am I just happy to see me?

    By dollopuss,
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  3. I'm starting a band made up of croissants, cinnamon rolls, and holiday cookies. We're called the Travelling Pilsburys.

    By John Wilkes Corner Booth,
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  4. Once your ovaries run out of eggs, it’s “game ova”.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. I have CAN-cer, right?! Positive. Active. Empowering! You act like I was diagnosed with CAN’Tcer.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. This is the show where we never play Dungeons and Dragons.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Fasten your facebelts—it’s time for Comedy Bang Bang, the show that’s so funny it might rip your face off.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Utility Puppet Lithium Barnstorm Struggle

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. We’ll make you laugh even if you don’t wish to. Scott prefers it non-consensual.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. No, I said “The suspects fled in a vehicle.” And we are searching for that vehicle now. I wish we could narrow it down to just a car or truck but this just says “vehicle.” So it could be a hang glider, or a submarine, or a space capsule.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can suck my dick!

    By dollopuss,
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  12. I’m no spring chicken anymore because now it is winter.

    By Space jamming,
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  13. They put me in there with thousands of hardened criminals. And like two softened ones.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. You're tasting the wrong jerk sauce.

    By dollopuss,
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  15. My Dad's a seeing eye dog, and I'm fluent in braille. Checkmate, god.

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  16. If you find yourself a bit peaked, saunter over here and nibble on these hairy areolas.

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  17. Let your freak flag fly unless that flag has a swastika on it.

    By dollopuss,
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  18. Don't you say "Rock me, Amadeus"! You're not Amadeus' boss! He'll rock you if he feels like it.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. You say you're into rock-n-roll, but unless you've kicked it backstage with ZZ Top, you can kindly fuck right off

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  20. Taking a bath in room temperature minestrone soup is good for the glands.

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  21. I'm not saying you always have to go with the flow. Just try not to be a clog in the toilet.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. I'll come in hot, I'll come in cold. I'm a horndog for temperature, baby!

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  23. Chess is just Checkers with mutant powers.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  24. An entire fleet of Fleet enemas couldn't dislodge the log-jam i've got in my jog-clam.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  25. Hopscotch, cheap scotch, can't get rid of this itchy crotch.

    By SideofMcG,
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