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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In 2020 my girlfriend was Jenny. In 2021 it'll be me mum.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  2. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek. Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  3. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don’t sniff glue or you’ll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. What's up horndog?

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  5. And then I said, “Michigan?! Are you crazy? I haven’t even Miched once!” And that’s when I realized I was at the wrong funeral.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. And that’s how I know you can’t hit a speedboat with an egg from this altitude, your Honor.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Ketchup and liquor?! I hardly know how to make a gin and tonic, let alone a Bloody Mary, you asshat!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Made you squirt. My finger hurts. Kiss the boo-boo. God, I love you.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  9. Lock the baby gates. Nursery school is in session.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  10. Rub half of an habanero chili on grandpa's urinary catheter for a spicy prank! ¡Muy pee-cante!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Make like Geoffrey Chaucer and lick my Canterbury tail, asshole.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Is that a shit-eating grin on your face or are you just happy to see me?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. I don't give a flying Flaubert... so why don't you eat my Madame Bovaries, motherfucker?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Hey Herman Melville - you're being a whale of a dick

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. The biggest twist of Charles Dickens' "Oliver Twist"? It was actually written by M. Night Shyamalan.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Hey Google Hey Siri - How do you like being setoff by a catchphrase suggestion?

    By Adam Young,
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  17. They say love is blind, which explains why there’s so much groping involved.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. It's Californ-I-A, Not Californ-I-Can't, so Cali-Fuck-You!

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  19. Ladies and gentlemen please put your hands together for today’s guests. (Cuffs go on) You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. I’m not saying there won’t be a few hiccups in the road, but we’ll achieve mixed metaphors eventually.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. You’re having a holiday party indoors?! OK, fine with me. It’s your Zoom funeral.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. I am telling you, I will not stand for this!!! I brought a folding lawn chair.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, but 50% of those shots say it’s for the best and to stop calling

    By Adam Young,
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  24. Sometimes you just have to look back on your life and think "man, I really wish I hadn't put my dick in that watermelon"

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  25. I don’t want to get pigeonholed as the guy who wants to have live pigeons shoved up his butthole. But that is my thing, yeah.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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