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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That's for me to know and you to not know. Attorney client privilege.

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  2. Let's put the Christ back in Christmas and the Tit back in Titular

    By Senorita Rorita,
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  3. Ya know who works for free?!? AMATEURS!!! .......and...volunteers, our....generous volunteers.

    By slowestjogger,
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  4. The elbow's where the smell goes, though my weenus smells the cleanest.

    By CubaGoodin's ChocolatePuddin',   
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  5. If you want Carlito's Gains then you gotta take Carlito's Whey

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. If you want Sharknay Cookies you start by making Sharknay Dough.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a-poom-poom. Sorry, I don't know how to mute the poom-poom.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  8. Welcome too Ackermans Abortion Clinic where our motto is, no fetus can beat us. 

    By Don Keedic,
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  9. Welcome too Ackermans Pizzeria and abortion clinic, where your loss is our sauce. 

    By Don Keedic,
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  10. Today's show sponsored by Cyndi Lauper's new Japanese restaurant, Shiso Unusual.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. You can't solve a problem until you face it and acknowledge that it IS a problem. That is why I'm starting to lose hope that we'll ever stop Pedophile Bigfoot.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Feel free to "push back" on my comments. Any farmboy can tell you, it feels way better when the sheep push back.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Please put your hands together for today's guests. Hmm. That didn't actually produce any audible applause. Maybe try clapping your hands instead?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Ask not for whom the broom looms; zoom zoom boom boom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. My anaconda is sleeping, so I'd really appreciate it if you'd take your ass out of the terrarium.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  16. Pardo in the back, Sklarbro on the rack, excuse me have anyone seen my tongs?

    By Eye_Gunk_Dispenser,
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  17. Are you some kind of sexy sewer covering? Because it is GRATE to meet you!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Since Mrs. Claus got menopause for Christmas, Santa's Kringle and ready to mingle!

    By Mengyao Junjie,
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  19. I'd never turn a Tina I didn't Ike

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  20. Snow is falling, the air is crisp. If only I had someone to fist.

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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  21. She wore a raspberry beret. The kind you find at the store that sells hats made of fruit. I wear an apricot balaclava, as it happens.

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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  22. Hey December nineteen, That's Wreatha Franklin

    By Little Ladimir Putin,
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  23. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Comet, on Cupid! You don't know the rest? What are you, Stupid?

    By Little Ladimir Putin,
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  24. I only wipe when the fruit is ripe; other times I leave a stripe.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Check out that MMILF! (Mon Mothma I'd Like To Fuck)

    By Alf on line 2,
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