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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Give me my flautas while I’m here and a taco with my beer.

    By The Real Fartcop,
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  2. Join your Zoom holiday party? I'd rather gouge out my prostate with a grapefruit spoon. Still, that's not a flat "no".

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. I'm in a weird place lately. And when I say "place" I mean state of mind. And when I say "weird" I mean homicidal pedophilia.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. The TV series Unsolved Mysteries has a less successful sister show Solved Mysteries: Just Regular Stories.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. I am not the one on trial here! You're probably thinking of HBO's free 30 day trial subscription. 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Lucasfilm was paid $ millions to name their Wookiee character a contraction of "Chew tobacca"; subliminal advertising to kids.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. The Loch Ness Monster is one thing, but Social Distortion’s Mike NESS is a REAL MONSTER on the Gibson, amirite?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. In Cheers they drank beers and sometimes shed tears. But in Frasier they never played Erasure and only sometimes shot Lasiers.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. 1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a Thumb War. 5, 6, 7, 8 to the victims of the senseless Thumb War this monument I commemorate.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. I just saw the movie Barton Fink!

    By LesterPipps,
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  11. Yo, make me smile with praise & voodoo; trust me, bro, I'll bust & do a doo doo!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. I have three eyes: two blue and one brown.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Did you hear the one about the cyclops with two brown eyes? …One was his anus.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. It pains me to say ‘twas so stankily made, the remains of that steak that you ate on the plane.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. I just spoke to Tom Hanks’ son on TV! It was a callin’ Colin Call-in

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. Turn on some classy Philip Glass, then we'll eat each other's gassy ass.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. I heard that, if you want to move to the Virgin Islands, you have to let them certify it by checking your hymen, or penis hymen, as the case may be.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Sure, and if you shave your dog’s ass and train her to walk backwards people will probably ask her for Danny Devito’s autograph.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Who naps in my nappy? It is but the humble Turd.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Madam, it is not easy for me to wear a mask, as my breath smells like the crust under a chicken coop.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. This is your Auntie Semitism, this is your Auntie Theftdevice, and this is your Auntie Viraldrugregimen.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Lord don't cancel me, for I have cringed.

    By BagelHero420,
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  23. I ‘m following an expert on sneaker soles. It’s a Ted Talk Tread Stalk.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. Get a load of the lymph nodes on that gland-candy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. I mustache you to stop using “mustache” so loosely.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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