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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you’ve got Adamantium claws then don’t wipe your ass angry

    By Friend of P,
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  2. Ah, young Wesley Crusher! Your name is most fitting at the Starfleet Academy, where you are absolutely Crushin' it!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. Aye I'm tellen you. word as bond Jo. You know dat bitch be all full uh baloney, and shit.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  4. Wassa stigmata with me?! WASSA STIGMATA WITH YOU?!!! My fuggin wrists are bleeding more than my goomah's prujoot!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  6. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  8. Davy Crockett's Sriracha Crotch Rockets: spicing all them niceholes since 1797

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Tea and crumpets, pump it little strumpet; find Jenny in the corn then I Forrest Gump it

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Run Run Rudolph. Santa's got a gun tonight. #Burlivesmatters

    By JimJamJimJohn,
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  11. First you tell me grandma is in the hospital and then you whine that you can't decide on your favorite Seinfeld character?! Pick Elaine!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  12. Fun my ass! I spent the week cleaning up banana peels and trying to get the smell of monkey shit out of the barrel.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. I'm like Enriched Wheat Flour: I'm rich, I'm white, and if you were really desperate, you could eat me

    By Jov,
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  14. I piled up all of my dildos in the fireplace so Santa can go fuck himself this Christmas.

    By Clit Huxtable,
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  15. Thick spit & hot shits, tight shirts show off my nips.

    By Clit Huxtable,
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  16. Do it or there will be Hades hairpiece! AKA Hell toupee!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. Oooh baby, baby, it's a wide world/ hard to get by on a pedophile

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. The problem of homelessness is exploding even though the homeless, themselves, for the most part, are not actually exploding.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. The ladies call me "Ribeye"... CAUSE U KNOW I BE BONE-IN!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. that might be a cute play on words, but it is not an acute play on words.

    By voichicoski,
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  21. a "scarecrow", in scare quotes, is just a guy, hung up by two sticks.

    By voichicoski,
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  22. malcolm in the middle is a show about a boy named malcolm and he stars on a show called the middle which i assume it refers to the middle of uranus, the planet the show takes place in.

    By voichicoski,
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  23. hey kid, you've made it big. tonight you're going down on a lady. and that lady is history herself.

    By voichicoski,
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  24. "call me kasparov i'm getting checks while i'm mating/deep blue's blue balls blew up from all the waiting"

    By voichicoski,
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  25. i'm crying wolf at a sheep convention this weekend. next month my cousin, marvin berry, is crying wolfle at a sheeple convention.

    By voichicoski,
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