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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't let Jim Morrison hit you in the donkey, on your way out

    By Hogwurtz18,
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    • 495 views

  2. IRREGARDLESS, It's not a word and probably won't be a catchphrase either.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  3. Ask not what your pinkie finger can do for you, ask what Margaret Thatcher's ghost can do for your pinkie finger.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  4. The tragedy of my life is never being able to properly explain to my nieces why Mira Sorvino was famous for 18 months.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  5. make no bones about it, dr. lumps is truly a progenitor of the new chiropractics; he really knocks you around.

    By a Richard guy,
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  6. Hello, I'm Not and you're Chevy Chase!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. Let's all just hold hands and dance in circles around the remnants of Daddy's prized peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  8. This is all Hugh Grant's fault!

    By fredsolo,
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  9. Is it just me or is your dad locking us down here in the - yup, no your dad is creepy man.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 795 views

  10. Euro's, my ro's, we all scream for hash tag embezzlement fortitude forty-dude' aka/ life begins at Hitler.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 709 views

  11. Keep it moving Harriet Kruderinger, you're late for class one more time this term semester and I'm going to ban you from locker class hallway runnings

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 560 views

  12. Steeper, deeper excreta, that's the only thing I need: yeah.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 735 views

  13. Fist shakes, head bow, turn away: it's quittin' time at Grand Central, Daddy; so judge for yourself.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 743 views

  14. You can't really define something until you know what it is. And I know herpes.

    By Bagel Sauce,
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    • 768 views

  15. When God closes a door you better get your shotgun because the Mutant Buddhist Bears are on their way.

    By fredsolo,
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  16. This'll be a very exciting episode for all those Jermaine Jackson fans out there. Jermainiacs, you know who you are.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 783 views

  17. Rectal? Damn near killed Al.

    By Goochunks,
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  18. Would you rather kiss a beaver?

    By olbigbear,
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  19. I smell my own ass, because I'm trying to be a better person.

    By ErikMC32,
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  20. Shooting at the walls of Comedy, Bang! Bang! I am the warrior.

    By Tomtomfooleries,
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  21. Who dares to challenge the dominion of my grandmother's landlord's three-headed iguana's miniature encyclopedia collection?

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 559 views

  22. Sodomy? She barely knew me!

    By Thug McNastypants,
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    • 534 views

  23. If cats have nine lives, mine must have gone through eight lives before I got him.

    By AndrewUren,
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    • 861 views

  24. "Not today!" said the lazy midget.

    By AndrewUren,
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    • 973 views

  25. They say the prescription for my fever is more cowbell, but I swear I can't swallow another one of those things.

    By AndrewUren,
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    • 808 views
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