New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. This'll be a very exciting episode for all those Jermaine Jackson fans out there. Jermainiacs, you know who you are.

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2. Rectal? Damn near killed Al.

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3. Would you rather kiss a beaver?

   By olbigbear, March 13, 2015
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4. I smell my own ass, because I'm trying to be a better person.

   By ErikMC32, March 13, 2015
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5. Shooting at the walls of Comedy, Bang! Bang! I am the warrior.

   By Tomtomfooleries, March 13, 2015
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6. Who dares to challenge the dominion of my grandmother's landlord's three-headed iguana's miniature encyclopedia collection?

   By Here's Johnny Carson Daly, March 13, 2015
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7. Sodomy? She barely knew me!

   By Thug McNastypants, March 13, 2015
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8. If cats have nine lives, mine must have gone through eight lives before I got him.

   By AndrewUren, March 13, 2015
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9. "Not today!" said the lazy midget.

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10. They say the prescription for my fever is more cowbell, but I swear I can't swallow another one of those things.

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11. Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll

    By tyroneslothrop, March 13, 2015
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12. Welcome to comedy bang bang. It's nice to see you.

    By SteveH, March 13, 2015
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13. The next major advance in word processing will, predictably, come from Laddy Larry's Steel Tulip Factory.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly, March 13, 2015
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14. Oops, I'm farting a lot of shit out of my asshole

    By kindlerslist, March 13, 2015
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15. Did you drink any of that orange juice I left you last night?

    By JosephSchmo, March 12, 2015   

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16. Right off the bat I want to thank you all for joining me today. This is going to be a good show.

    By SecretBJ, March 12, 2015
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17. Make sure to water and fertilize your son every day so that he grows up to become a world-class dogcatcher.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly, March 12, 2015
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18. Literally everybody I can think of calls me the Space Cowboy. So my question to you is, "Who the fuck do you think you're calling Maurice?"

    By Razor Boy, March 12, 2015
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19. Who's there? How's that? What's this? I think I'll go brush my teeth now.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly, March 12, 2015
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20. I get knocked down, but I get up again. Oh god, I think I've got a concussion.

    By KIDxDADDY, March 11, 2015
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21. Engineer Cody Cody broke my phone so there is no catchphrase this week.

    By Bever Hopox, March 11, 2015
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22. I've heard of bare arms, but bare chest!? That's how I like my women and my Wolverines.

    By Bever Hopox, March 11, 2015
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23. First rule of Deee-Lite club? No walls, only the bridge, my supper dish. My succotash wish.

    By bigwutangtheory, March 11, 2015
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24. Nazi weather reports are the most inaccurate. It's always, "Hail, hail, hail."

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 11, 2015
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25. Leave your Snapbacks at home, and your Kangols in your mother's attic.

    By idkmybffjill, March 11, 2015
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