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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll

    By tyroneslothrop,
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    • 795 views

  2. Welcome to comedy bang bang. It's nice to see you.

    By SteveH,
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    • 832 views

  3. The next major advance in word processing will, predictably, come from Laddy Larry's Steel Tulip Factory.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 766 views

  4. Oops, I'm farting a lot of shit out of my asshole

    By kindlerslist,
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    • 1251 views

  5. Did you drink any of that orange juice I left you last night?

    By JosephSchmo,   
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    • 695 views

  6. Right off the bat I want to thank you all for joining me today. This is going to be a good show.

    By SecretBJ,
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    • 767 views

  7. Make sure to water and fertilize your son every day so that he grows up to become a world-class dogcatcher.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 518 views

  8. Literally everybody I can think of calls me the Space Cowboy. So my question to you is, "Who the fuck do you think you're calling Maurice?"

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 879 views

  9. Who's there? How's that? What's this? I think I'll go brush my teeth now.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 685 views

  10. I get knocked down, but I get up again. Oh god, I think I've got a concussion.

    By KIDxDADDY,
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    • 767 views

  11. Engineer Cody Cody broke my phone so there is no catchphrase this week.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 831 views

  12. I've heard of bare arms, but bare chest!? That's how I like my women and my Wolverines.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 676 views

  13. First rule of Deee-Lite club? No walls, only the bridge, my supper dish. My succotash wish.

    By bigwutangtheory,
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    • 583 views

  14. Hand to God. Feet to God, too. Actually, I'd like to donate most of these parts to God, but please give my eyes and hair to the Jim Henson Co.

    By yahoozy,
    • 2 replies
    • 845 views

  15. Nazi weather reports are the most inaccurate. It's always, "Hail, hail, hail."

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 537 views

  16. Leave your Snapbacks at home, and your Kangols in your mother's attic.

    By idkmybffjill,
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    • 584 views

  17. Don't count your gift chickens in the mouth.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 706 views

  18. Over the hill, one toke over the line, with one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.

    By KIDxDADDY,
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    • 881 views

  19. Goodbye. Yes, I'm starting with that. Can you handle it? Doesn't matter.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 671 views

  20. Sponsored by the official drink of airport security, Nook and Cranny Apple Juice.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 554 views

  21. Ugh, a police officer just gave me a ticket... to a Police concert! Also, the police officer was Sting.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 530 views

  22. The location budget, like so many young careers before it, has dissappeared up Spaceys' a-pool

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 687 views

  23. Ethereal pustules of cold, vapid doubt; begone from this program, yeah - that's right: clear out.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 592 views

  24. When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade... but don't go to the Fudge Store Around The Corner!

    By TheShanster,
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    • 697 views

  25. I'm looking for a house with a drawing room suitable both for entertaining foreign dignitaries and for sobbing violently late into the night.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 615 views
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