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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts

    By Seanathon69,
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    • 600 views

  2. Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Scott Aukerman tonight.

    By Razor Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 719 views

  3. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and keep your frenemies locked in your medicine cabinet.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 597 views

  4. I sit upon a slit sheet, upon a slit sheet I sit...

    By FredKaplan-Mayer,
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    • 570 views

  5. A glob of bread on a pudding head! thats what a young boy needs!

    By forgotten-dingo,
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    • 742 views

  6. "Winner, Winner Chicken Sinner"... wait is this not the catch phrase forum for the upcoming motion picture 'Kentucky Fried Seven: Gravy Days, Vegas N

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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    • 663 views

  7. Space pants are just like regular pants only in space!

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 704 views

  8. A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 733 views

  9. To all those with their heart in the wrong place... it goes on the left side, you should really get that checked out...

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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    • 618 views

  10. Fire up my toaster, it's humpweek somewhere...

    By bobo_frank,
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    • 772 views

  11. It's like my dad used to say, "..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..-"

    By bobo_frank,
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    • 813 views

  12. If you really loved me you'd live on a rat farm by yourself and roll around all day.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 591 views

  13. Desperately trying to show the Ritz cracker people my Steve Perry tattoo. If anyone hearing this can help please get in touch.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 676 views

  14. Close. [long pause]. What, do I have to blatently tell you that failing doesn't warrant you a cigar?

    By TRb,
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    • 823 views

  15. You know what they say, if you're going to get a chicken sandwich, you might as well get a cheeseburger.

    By Lee Harvey Griswald,
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    • 595 views

  16. Look at me, Momma, I made it! I'm a big boy now, Momma! Can't you see? I'm wearing big boy pants and everything.

    By Seanathon69,
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    • 555 views

  17. Let's talk about the birds and the bees, specifically about how Larry Bird and the BeeGees have sex

    By Seanathon69,
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    • 539 views

  18. Sorry for spilling my gin & tonic all down your denim jacket, Samantha.

    By 5318008,   
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    • 826 views

  19. If you're gonna butter me up like a biscuit, you'd best go ahead and stick me in that there oven.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 634 views

  20. Cleanliness is next to godliness which was RIGHT THERE an hour ago before you started moving all my shit around

    By tonybelmario,
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    • 614 views

  21. If you're a dinosaur riding italian plumber with urine on his upper lip, your name just might be Pistachio.

    By FrenchyLibre,
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    • 787 views

  22. If dates are nature's candy, and Runts are candy fruits, then watching little gay people go out to dinner must be really sweet.

    By yahoozy,   
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    • 824 views

  23. How do YOU balance being lonely&unemployed?

    By JuhoGrubert,
    • 2 replies
    • 924 views

  24. How can we play Ring Around the Rosie if you don't take your pants off?

    By Taking A Plane Break,
    • 0 replies
    • 627 views

  25. If you can read this, that's weird. This is audio.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 651 views
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