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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This episode is brought to by the United States Post Office. Would it kill you to wipe the cheetos off your face and leave your house once in awhile?

    By bigwutangtheory,
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  2. Do I come down to where your mother works and jump up and down on the end of the bed? Yes. I do. Because I'm a mattress inspector and yo mama so fat.

    By bigwutangtheory,
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  3. My dog called me a feckless twat. My dog dropkicked me.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  4. I know Lavine struggled at the one, but I'm excited to see him learn to play off-ball now that Rubio is back in the lineup.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  5. Hey, I didn't know Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart made a Chris Gethard biopic!

    By Nowhere Man,
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  6. This catchphrase is funny based soely on it's delivery. Aaaand I blew it.

    By Tomtomfooleries,
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  7. "- and if they strangle one of your bangles, then you send one of theirs to the fucking morgue!"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Don't you smack my clakkaz in Arakataka, or I'll tussle your muscles in Luxembourg. Or thereabouts.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. "Nice to meet you, Machu Pichu,"; "The pleasure's all yours, Gregory of Tours."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 594 views

  10. They call me a two-pump chump, but I just don't want that much ketchup

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  11. Bleeps and bloops, peeps and poops and to be serious for a second: Bring home the troops.

    By verylittletinytinyboy,
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  12. This just in: Scientist now believe all matter in the universe is 75% Hydrogen, 25% percent snakes

    By SelfieControl,
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  13. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, twice on the pipe if the answer is no, but yelling won't make me unlock the basement

    By SelfieControl,
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  14. Triple letter score, with WHORE? That's 19 points.

    By bobo_frank,
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  15. You say Haiku, I say, get a job.

    By bobo_frank,
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    • 780 views

  16. Purple Haze? Purple Rain? If I see purple snow I'm eating it, MOM.

    By bobo_frank,
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    • 702 views

  17. Our rag-tag team of eccentric specialists just might have what it takes to pull off the biggest heist the San Diego zoo has ever seen. This, gent...

    By Razor Boy,
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  18. You can't spell "spooping a lot" without "pooping a lot"

    By Thug McNastypants,
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  19. Yoo-hoo? Shouldn't it be you-whom?

    By Nowhere Man,
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  20. Does your pinky itch?

    By guicemann,
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  21. ¡Salsa Picante!

    By SteveH,
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    • 715 views

  22. Whined me up, watch me dance, stick a thousand needles in my thirty-second chance. Triple infinity no take backs

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 573 views

  23. Inter office memo, not intended for the public

    By Brad Lindert,
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    • 707 views

  24. If lovin' you is wrong, baby I don't wanna be wrong. I hate you.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 782 views

  25. Slow and steady wins the race! Unless that race is based on speed.

    By Poop,
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    • 639 views
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