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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If everyone on the zoom can see your asshole... you’re the asshole.

    By Boob Seger,
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  2. I resolve to re-solve any problems I solved poorly last year. If this fails, next year I'll re-resolve to re-re-solve the problems even better.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  3. Finger me and call me Jell-O. Aioli is really nothing more than mayo designed for assholes

    By Comedy Spank Bank,
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  4. When nature calls, head for the stalls. Empty your bladder and then your balls.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  5. Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help dipping McNugs with you.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  6. At this time police do not believe there is any connection between the two murders. But there IS a connection between the two victims, literally, because they were Siamese twins.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. We track down and shoot brand name paper towels today, on Bounty Hunters.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. When I do a little dance without wearing any pants, I'm taking a big chance that your sister Nance isn't sitting in the living room with her bible study group. Sorry Nance.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  9. Never steal gourds from The Gourd King

    By Dr. Helicopter Ride,
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  10. Actually, Covid-19 was the name of the doctor. My dad was killed by Covid-19's monster.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  11. EGOT? Forget that, I’m going to be the first GOTEM: Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Emmy, Mesothelioma

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  12. If you treat the clit like you treated the tit, I might let you out of that pit.

    By On The Fence Spence,
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  13. What has two thumbs and went blind making whipped cream? Whisk eye.

    By Walter Brennan's Pappy,
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  14. What has two long thumbs and went blind telling a joke? This guy.

    By Walter Brennan's Pappy,
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  15. Ringo, Rango, Django, and Jango Fett aka The Four Lads from Liverpool

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  16. By the end of the party we couldn't tell the Parcheesi from the Easy Cheese Spray. Long story short: table ruined, bowels impacted.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. My new year’s resolution is to be more topical and more self-referential.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. “What am I supposed to eschew?” I asked the sneezing philosopher.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. My family told me they were putting me in the nursing home, which sounded great. But they don't breast feed us at all in here!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Why do you bilge my pump (bilge my pump) Butterclump, baby just to smear my brown (smear my brown) while dressed like a clown?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. You have brains in your head. You have a dick in your pants. Grab life by the shaft and don't leave it to chance.

    By crazy_carl,
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  22. There are 3 types of people: those that see the glass half full, those that see it half empty, and those that see it from the floor because I knocked their ass OUT

    By Taybro510,
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  23. There some bows on this blouse

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. I scream, you scream, we all scream, please help us.

    By Animal,
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  25. If you give a fish a man, the fish will not know what to do because it has a small brain.

    By Animal,
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