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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If your dog goes boo-boo, please send in the Poo Crew.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Glove is patient, glove is kind. It does not fit, you must acquit.

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 210 views

  3. You made bank, I made boom-boom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Time is an illusion and existence is a prison. Happy birthday Grandma!

    By Burritofeet,
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  5. fool me once... please fool me. i can't take any more of reality.

    By voichicoski,
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  6. A Gygax climax is an Orcgasm

    By Burritofeet,
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  7. Today, when I woke up I broke my razor; it's okay I'll make a new kind of shaver; I'm a hair-concerned trailblazer.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  8. David Byrne yearns for a squirming worm urn, while Laura Dern makes another confusing David Lynch film

    By Burritofeet,
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  9. Excuse me, garçon - I require the house baby powder; this chafing dish rubbed me raw AF.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Erstwhile the thirst-trap thwarted many a thick thief.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Verbal diarrhea from my mouth, other diarrhea further south.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Press the flesh then pound that vaginal mesh!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Rubik's Cube? I hardly know her!

    By Mavis Stapler,
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  14. Heres the church, heres the steeple, heres the broom, you start tommorow. 

    By Glenn Close Enough,
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  15. Oscar Wilde told Julia Child "I like my salsa chunky and mild."

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  16. I was vacuuming my apartment when I had a great idea. It turned out to be a pro-lapse in judgement.

    By Burritofeet,
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  17. I'm not pro-lapse, but I respect a persons right to choose

    By Burritofeet,
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  18. Some people have greatness thrust upon them, some people thrust upon greatness.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. You can't teach an old dog to die young.

    By Mr. Popper's Penis,
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  20. this is the story of a girl; who cried a river and drowned the whole world. thanks for solving the water chrysis, you jerk!

    By voichicoski,
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  21. goo-goo ga-ga... gooey?

    By voichicoski,
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  22. Today's show is sponsored by Big John's Moving, and their sister company, Regular-sized John's Moving.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. you've got to understand where the "pirates of the caribbean: at world's end" me ends and the "batman begins" me begins!

    By voichicoski,
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  24. just remember ALL CRAPS when you spell the dice game

    By voichicoski,
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  25. A hand in the sky to wave goodbye, a fist in my bum to make me cum

    By Gagnon Jules,
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