New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Today is a real gotta-lactate-in-Gods'-cheerios kind of day.

   By KrangkaDelic, February 20, 2015
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2. I'll tell ya' what that Beyonce song 'Irreplaceable' WASN'T about: Lazerdiscs!

   By theoren_1, February 20, 2015
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3. The farmer grows the grub and the ladder lugs the mug, respectively.

   By suffering_malaria, February 20, 2015
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4. Rest In Peace Harris Wittels

   By fredsolo, February 20, 2015
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5. Welcome to the month of Stomp. Wait. Is that what this month is called? Stride? Troop? No, wait, I remember. March.

   By KyraSims, February 20, 2015
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6. Today, we're activating the CBB Sleeper Assassins. Here's the trigger: "Tangelos, tangelos, tangerines. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

   By SelfieControl, February 19, 2015
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7. Some say the world will end in fire, others say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, I hope it's crushed between some ginormous boobs.

   By Treyzinets, February 19, 2015
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8. If I had a hammer, you'd have a problem.

   By Razor Boy, February 19, 2015
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9. If who is on first, what is on second, and I don't know is on third then I like my odds that this is about sports

   By DJ Drinkspecials, February 19, 2015
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10. More juvenile characters than a teenage dystopian remake of Ocean's Thirteen...

    By DJ Drinkspecials, February 19, 2015
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11. More laughs than you can shake a stick at, but what would that achieve?

    By IrSasquatch, February 19, 2015
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12. roses are red, chemtrails trails are white, expect your Instructions during Conan Tonight.

    By SelfieControl, February 19, 2015
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13. I like my women like I like my coffee...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 18, 2015
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14. Lick my gills!

    By Dhalgren, February 19, 2015
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15. Good job eating 26 miles of pasta sauce, but you're going to have to step it up if you want to run in the marinarathon.

    By Treyzinets, February 19, 2015
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16. Crisp fresh lisp.

    By Bever Hopox, February 19, 2015
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17. Listen here Prince Whosy-What! If I'd known there wouldn't be no batrooms on dis trip I wouldn'ts have come in da first place!

    By Bever Hopox, February 19, 2015
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18. Tomorrow's soup of the day will be meatloaf.

    By jaymanthegreat, February 19, 2015
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19. Even the most fruitful endeavor is lacking in vegetables, grains, and proteins.

    By jaymanthegreat, February 19, 2015
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20. At this juncture I felt inclined to slap my friend, Sherlock Holmes, across the face, stating, "Your mother's elementary!"

    By jaymanthegreat, February 19, 2015
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21. That's not a drone. That's a scone!

    By JosephSchmo, February 18, 2015   

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22. I just bought a bunch of paint stripper because naked paint is sexy.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 18, 2015
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23. I get all my Jeff Bridges at the Dude ranch.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 18, 2015
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24. Outpaced, unsure; bespectacled, demure: you stand before this very court today...your collar limp and your pallor grey. Is there anything left for us

    By KrangkaDelic, February 18, 2015
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25. If it's too loud, it's not quiet enough. Word is bond.

    By Razor Boy, February 18, 2015
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