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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 2021? More like 2020 lost.

    By Mr. Popper's Penis,
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  2. I'll need to mind my RGB to paint the OG RBG eating a BLT with the BFG, while listening to Notorious B.I.G's new fwbs the Bee Gees.

    By Mr. Popper's Penis,
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  3. Anyway you want it, that's the way you want it.

    By Mr. Popper's Penis,
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  4. An insurrection is done by an insurgency said the incestuous surgeon inconspicuously

    By Burritofeet,
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  5. Fuck Nazis

    By Burritofeet,
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  6. Give a man a fist and you fist him for a day; teach a man to fist and you fist him for a lifetime.

    By Burritofeet,
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  7. 🎶 And the chat was disabled on his father’s zoom, and he wasn’t sure how to close out of the room. You have to unmute dad. I can’t hear you. This shouldn’t be this hard to do. We’ll try this again real soon. 🎶

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  8. Wham!, band, thank you George Michael!

    By Comedy Spank Bank,
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  9. A tongue punch in the fart box is worth two in the bush

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  10. My girlfriend said, "I'm breaking up with you because you're immature." I said, "Are you on your period?"

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  11. There’s a program of a single step, it’s got no air just pringle pep. If you wanna know how to make or beget, you gather the know-how to take a leaflet.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  12. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and don’t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  13. EAT your GARBANZO, or BEAT it you’re GONE-ZO!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  14. Gravy Dave just dug his own Davy Grave.

    By BarnHen,
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  15. Please Homer, d'oh-n't hurt em!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  16. If having a FUPA were wrong, they wouldn’t have named it the pubis mons.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. I don't have Stockholm Syndrome!!!! You're just jealous YOU don't have a special mommy who loves you enough to steal YOU from a grocery store!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Go tiptoe through the tulips, while I shit-shuffle through the sunflowers.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. When someone opens their mouth, they’re kinda showin’ you the inside of their butthole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. That girl’s body is fire. And by that I mean she’s a flame elemental.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. "Grandpa, where did Charles Darwin study spooky animals?" inquired the child. "Why, the Galapaghost Islands, my dear boy... the Galapaghost Islands."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Mama, uh went 'n sold my dadgum soul for uh-nother copy of Speed 2: Cruise Control.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Removing his candy cane striped cap, he stares into the mirror, once again confronting the lie he keeps so well hidden. Would they still look for him if they knew? Would anyone wonder "Where's Baldo?"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. U.S. Army in the streets, Armie Hammer in the sheets

    By Burritofeet,
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  25. Tit for tat, can I tat your tit?

    By T.Payne,
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