New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Smoke Potterman sayz: 'Take me to your weed dealer, guys!" hash tag ... uhhhh HASH!!!

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2. All that we see or seem is but a stream of cream within a dream about steam.

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3. Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner butt cum is made.

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4. This next reading comes from the Gospel according to Jim.

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5. I blame society (Society is the name of my Armenian roommate who forgot to pay the rent bill. AGAIN!).

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6. Shut up, Jiblet Joe! Nobody likes you OR your stupid commemorative plate collection!

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7. Boys rule and girls drool. So sayeth I, the creepy dentist.

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8. It's Adam and Eve, not Madame and Steve. Steve ain't sharing no ribs with some puppet.

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10. If Jesus could turn water into wine, then he could turn anything into beats.

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11. Great minds think alike. Great eyes blink alike. And great butts...stink alike! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. I'm Salad Tosserman.

    By TimmyLarson, February 16, 2015   

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12. David Axelrod? But what happened to the wheels?

    By rob_m, February 16, 2015
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13. If I die today I blame the hip hop

    By fredsolo, February 16, 2015
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14. Friends are like Jays. The good ones get you real high.

    By Razor Boy, February 16, 2015
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15. Happy birthday!

    By allenpwilliams, February 16, 2015
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16. Hey I'm a great comedian and own a golf magazine might as well call me Zach Golf-Fanatics

    By scottrickftompkins, February 16, 2015
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17. This catchphrase stinks, what you use? A diaper-writer?

    By KrangkaDelic, February 16, 2015
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18. In Select Theatres This Wednesday: NUNS WITH GUNS: GRACED, CHASTE, READY 2 WASTE!

    By SelfieControl, February 16, 2015
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19. NO, I get it! Maury can settle paternity disputes with televised fistfights, but I'm a "bad family court lawyer" who's "being disbarred

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20. Baetesian mimicry: when u act loved and cared for as if u had an SO but u are actually very alone

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21. This next song is called Howard Cosell's a mafia hit man.

    By greazey_bob, February 15, 2015
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22. Pole Heff, thumb-sin: his prostate's been writing checks his ass can't cash

    By KrangkaDelic, February 15, 2015
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23. Just like Garfield, I too hate Mondays and my owner Jon Arbuckle.

    By SeñorFartFace, February 15, 2015
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24. I dont believe in goblins, ghouls, ghosts, or Garey Busey!

    By SeñorFartFace, February 15, 2015
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25. Once Upon a Time There was The End

    By ConnerOzer, February 15, 2015
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