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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It’s a Friends/Seinfeld crossover episode where Kramer murders Joey and has to perform community service by making beeping noises in front of middle..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  2. How about that local sports team or news-worthy event?

    By JuliaWDHarrison,
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  3. Life gave me lemons, and all I got was this lousy shirt.

    By joncarr,
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  4. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Call a man a fish, hey; everybody makes mistakes!

    By joncarr,
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  5. Head, moustache, beard, and toes, beard, and toes.

    By ArielleSpry,
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  6. Don't call it a comeback, it has feelings.

    By kzap,
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  7. Once you go Zach, you never go Braff.

    By rosaparkswasframed,
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  8. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. The second greatest? Pulling a coin from behind your ear.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Puncle Fester couldn't give a ddam over the impending charges of playing with under-age words.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Who's this Criterion and how did he get such a nice collection!?

    By California Emmett,
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  11. My shapely turd muffin, thus far unsullied by Old Man Time - shall disengage from your material present only when the continued future of its' Cretan

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 680 views

  12. A bird in the Chan is worth 2 in the Jackie Starring Chris Tucker.

    By Jake Dingus,
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  13. I believe seduction sauce is a real thing

    By fredsolo,
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  14. Loving me is like the presidential election of 1984, because they both end with Walter Mondale sobbing in the corner.

    By JacobCohn,
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  15. When life gives you lemons, set them free. If they come back, they're yours. If they don't, your sentient lemon experiment was a failure.

    By JacobCohn,
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    • 743 views

  16. Nature abhors a vacuum. It all goes back to that time Herbert Hoover poisoned a lake.

    By Lamprey,
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  17. Auckerman? I hardly even know her man!

    By Razor Boy,
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  18. I don't use the word "genius" lightly, but whoever came up with the idea of watching where you're going? Genius! That guy came up with a lot of other

    By Lamprey,
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  19. More twist and turns than watching Lost on a roller coaster whilst reviewing pretzel designs...

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  20. Blistering guitar solos are the opposite of ointment to my ears. Let me discourage the application of an ungent as ungentlemanly.

    By Lamprey,
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  21. Shoulder pads make you bolder dad.

    By scottandwtb,
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  22. What's up, dot hog?

    By Razor Boy,
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  23. Here comes the first robin of spring! Oh wait, it's the tax man in a chicken suit!

    By Lamprey,
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  24. Why doesn't anybody care that I invented the first pair of dog sunglasses?!

    By fredsolo,
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    • 695 views

  25. Finish me off and call me Ishmael!

    By TomHoll,
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    • 780 views
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