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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Kudos to you boo-ghosts / Flying ‘round and ‘round your two hosts, / Eating Ho-Hos, / Blasting Hoobastank, / And punching Bobos.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I’m a soup clown

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Hand sanitizer?! I don’t even know ‘er!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Scott is the Bob Hope Fellow of American Comedy at UCSD and also the Jolly Good Fellow that, nobody can deny.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. I got strep throat which, I think, is short for “obstreperous” throat. I should look that up what that means.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, spin around and make a sprinkler sound.

    By Animal,
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  7. It was kielbasa times, it was bratwurst of times.

    By Animal,
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  8. This just in: Ronald McDonald had his McRib removed so he could suck his own McNugget.

    By MarkDowling,
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  9. If my hat tastes like cake, I'll eat my hat.

    By Animal,
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  10. Looking at a sign that read "This and That" I realized the spaces between this and and and and and that need to change

    By Griffleberrypie,
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  11. Cursing like sailors, laughing like brigands, Hoisting the mainsail up on the rigging! Well I guess that's why they search for doubloons

    By Philmccrackn,
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  12. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless it's a cock and balls.

    By NilRaz,
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  13. Let the record show that you’re out of order, I’m out of order, this whole courtroom’s out of order.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. I wipe from a stand, / For I’ve sat for way too long. / Now I have hem’rrhoids.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey fall in love with you.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Fellow Buffalo buff fellows, fellow Buffalo buff fellows butt flow, butt flow fellow Buffalo buff fellows

    By Clit Eastwood,
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  17. Jan Brady doth protest the Bunch, methinks.

    By Animal,
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  18. U can't touch this because "this" is a pronoun.

    By Katherine Bush,
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  19. Well, what with the prom coming up...

    By mikeisntfunny,
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  20. Menachem?! I don’t even know ‘im!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Punting on the prepubescent pudenda

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Water, water, everywhere, so drink up, bitch.

    By Paris Stilton,
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  23. Welcome back we were on a short hiatus and a long low-atus.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Say it, don’t spray it, then fly to Hawaii and lei it.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. You got the Hole Enchilada. Question, what kind of hole do they make that with? Butt-, ear- or penisholes?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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