New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. You can candy coat it all you want, but I ain't ever eating your baloney.

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2. Sweet love songs fill the room, but my baby gots no ears.

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3. Welcome back to Brendan Frasier's Colonoscopy Talk Show. I'm your host John Poopturo.

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4. Her hair was like the purest of silk and her smile was also like silk, her skin too. Come to think of it, she may just have been a silk pillow cover.

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5. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by squarespace. Squarespace recently launched the latest version of their platform, Squarespace Sev

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6. I don't care what my wife misheard; the marriage counselor said I have to master the Fart of Seduction.

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7. Like a deer in the headlights, I was in the deer's headlights. It was Earth all along!

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8. They all ran after the farmer's wife, who cut off their tails with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sight in your life

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9. If you're going to cross a street, instead of looking both ways why not just look into the future to see how you'll die?

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10. As Aladdin looked at the initials W.W.J.D on his wrist, he knew the next best thing would be to wish for more fishes.

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11. Set phrasers to catch or set your DVRs to catch Frasier

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, February 10, 2015
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12. Subscribe to SHARTS ILLUSTRATED if you must, but please, at all costs avoid the Swimsuit Issue.

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13. Teach a man to give a man a fish, you too can manage a Long John Silver's.

    By ThomasMcKinney, February 10, 2015
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14. If I was a song, I'd be the one that goes "Chicka-wicka-boom, boom, pingily wingily wheeeeeee-oww!"

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15. Look, we're solid waste specialists, we've got years of expertise, and we put in the winning bid. So that turd belongs in OUR toilet!

    By Lamprey, February 9, 2015
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16. In lieu of blue: don't you skew from the rude hew; just because Bill Cosby phoned you up and told you to.

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17. She's fallen and she can't get up. Stop shooting and help her camera guy.

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18. I've listened to the Beatles before, oh sure, but beat a list while les thes forebe?!?!

    By KrangkaDelic, February 9, 2015
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19. This way or that way, who cares. But i'll say this much: there's a tape dispenser on the left hand side.

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20. What's yellow and horrible? Oh, you know....

    By KrangkaDelic, February 9, 2015
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21. You know what ELSE a spoonful of sugar helps with? Adult onset diabetes. Shame on you, Ms. Julie Andrews. Hash Tag: ThePenguinStaysInThePicture

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22. The grass is always cheaper on the wrong side of the tracks.

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23. Towelling oneself off is as much for the public good as it is for any deeply-held private excitation.

    By KrangkaDelic, February 9, 2015
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24. I'll have what she's having. Extra napkins, please.

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25. The French Governments' continued subsidizing of their wine industry is a clear case of statutory grape.

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