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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Prokofiev. One blue sock. The capital of Delaware. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Thinking about changing my username name to Fuckstomp the Asswrench. Opinions?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. A shit in one hand is worth two wishes in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Come on over here you bad boy, it's time to get neutered.

    By Angry Trellis,
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  5. Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, please let me cum tonight.

    By Angry Trellis,
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  6. Comedy Bang Bang is a proud sponsor of National Bobblehead Museum and Hall of Fame in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  7. The foreign forensic examined my Brexit.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  8. Let's watch reruns of "Becker" while I twist on your pecker!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. It’s a death row hard on two minutes too late...

    By Lasko Lakewood,
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  10. You say tomato, I say there's something wrong--that's clearly a pineapple. Are you okay?

    By Angry Trellis,
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  11. Just a spoon full of sugar helps the elderly from clowns.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  12. Watsup Catsup

    By Horrible Hamgrenade,
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  13. I emerge from the shadows, dark and brooding. Open my trench coat, freelance nude-ing

    By SegaShines,
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  14. Red on yellow, kill a fellow. Red on brown, flush it down.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. L: “Ben Kenobi, Leia won’t sleep with me!” BOWK: “Use the force, Luke.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. I got my execution halted so many times I got cocky. I was like “Ah yeah, I got stays for days!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. Use the fork, Luke.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. I try to not get super weepy, about my microscopic peepee

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  19. What’s this? What’s this? There’s semen everywhere. What’s this? There’s white stuff in my hair. What’s this? I can’t see out of my eyes. I must be creaming.

    By Friend of P,
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  20. When life gives you lemons buy some apples and butter, make a pie crust, get out the cinnamon, ginger and sugar, make a pie and fuck it.

    By Friend of P,
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  21. Phil Spector did what?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. What does a responsible bartender have to do when a pregnant woman walks up to the bar and orders a drink? cardamom.

    By Friend of P,
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  23. A boob job sounds more like an occupation than an application.

    By Friend of P,
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  24. To all the hemorrhoids I've enjoyed before, you popped right out and brought the gore. 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. My Dad used to sell balloons at Sublime shows

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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