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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cant Stop The Iggy Pop Crop Top Cop

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 188 views

  2. Dog fertility clinic: no litter

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 179 views

  3. There's no "I" in team, but there's definitely one in Sammy Davis Jr.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  4. Love it, or list it... Really love it, fist it!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. I bang, you bang, she bangs, he bangs, they bang but only Comedy Bang Bangs

    By adulttim,
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    • 157 views

  6. It's hard out there for a Bard with lardy discharge

    By LARDdischarge,
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  7. If you can't beat the heat, thaw your meat and freeze your sheets.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  8. Pack the crack in stacks please; space is limited.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  9. Peeeeeeeee-YEW that’s some stank!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. I dread buttered bread and I detest bitter zest, and so I'm left utterly bereft on any food to feed my brood.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 237 views

  11. You can’t spell “stink” in Italian without “P U.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 177 views

  12. I got a tattoo lasered off of my butt. It read Exit Only. Now I’m getting a new one that reads Two Way Traffic.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 330 views

  13. “Doonesbury Imposes Upon Me”, by Garry Intrude-o

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 182 views

  14. A pinch to grow an inch and 2.54 anteaters to grow 2.54 centimeters

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 187 views

  15. everyone 's always talking about the bigshots in showbiz, but what about us in growbiz?

    By voichicoski,
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  16. cause of death was a food fight. he ate that gun.

    By voichicoski,
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    • 181 views

  17. as the mortal bard said, "i fear death everyday."

    By voichicoski,
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    • 186 views

  18. Cock and balls

    By ThunderSac,
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  19. Gettin’ older’s a drag though...I dunno, this ever happen to you guys? Now when I go out to eat, the hostess gives me crayons.

    By BenjiButtonStand-up,
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    • 151 views

  20. PFT, PFT, Cake Boss man, bake me a cake in one hour less than you need.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 184 views

  21. God has sex with angels

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 180 views

  22. Dear Hollywood: please re-make ‘Almost Famous’ but have them tour with Weird Al. You have 48 hours.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 180 views

  23. This ennui is malaise-ing me crazy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 172 views

  24. Between you, me, and Wheatus, I'm just a quarantine-age dirtbag baby.

    By GJ The DJ,
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    • 170 views

  25. Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in beige pants working from home.

    By GJ The DJ,
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    • 156 views
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