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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. prepare the waffle, take a bite of the pear, get your earholes ready, comedy bang bang is on the air

    By GooseHoof,
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  2. I'm sorry but I cannot sit still for this picture. I have what some would describe as "an active torso."

    By Bever Hopox,
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  3. Timber is great for fires, shouting, and sometimes, if spelled incorrectly, for trumpets.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 668 views

  4. If the Sandman puts everyone to sleep, who puts the Sandman to sleep? I'm sorry but the floor is closed for questions.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  5. Not today, said the lazy midget (click for full catchphrase)

    By AndrewUren,
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  6. Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Then puts those socks right on your cocks [full phrase in post]

    By melllvar,
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  7. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making us watch TV shows about Alaska

    By DrSchwinn,
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  8. You know what they say, when God closes a door, he opens a private browser

    By McBeth,
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  9. I feel like a winner... which is to say that I ate a whole chicken dinner and I'm now sick to my stomach.

    By Swisher Pete n Gipetto Slick,   
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  10. Get ready for some raw doggin', leap froggin', and split loggin'. But for the love of god, don't tell Walton Goggins. He just rubs me the wrong way.

    By scudwolf,
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  11. Hold the phone....No, with your hands not your dick.

    By DrSchwinn,
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  12. Functionally? No. Practically? No. Wait... why was I going to put a seal in my bumb?

    By DrSchwinn,
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  13. Comedy Bang Bang - Where the whole gotdang giggle gang comes to hang and dang diggy-dang de dang de dang diggy-diggy dang

    By mikeorthej,   
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  14. I'm not your dance mom and you're not my dance baby, so let's call the whole thing off.

    By ButtButtGoose,
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  15. and a ring ding doo, i pity the foo

    By SteveH,
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  16. You are what you eat so fry me some Baby Geniuses.

    By Dr Debacle,
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  17. You can lead a fish to water but you cant make him drink.

    By suzback,
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  18. Hey Alicia if she's on fire how about you help out instead of singing a song?

    By RodHayes,
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    By allenpwilliams,
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  20. When the going gets tough, the tough get barbed wire arm tattoos.

    By NicholasArthurTallidis,
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  21. The King bellowed, "Charge!" Urging his knights into battle. The slaughter was to be horrendous as the foe was armed only with the "Thriller" dance.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 570 views

  22. The Dow dropped 100 points today but luckily the Clippers were able to drop 102.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 640 views

  23. I've tasted tip top, but tipped a taste to top me literally? Mom...get off my case.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Jane's good-n-all, but can she talk to my misty monkey?

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 681 views

  25. Perception is a moving target; the looking glass looks back. The looking glass looks back.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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    • 633 views
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