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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Do you ever do that thing where you're having a dream about churning butter, and then you wake up to find your wife strangled to death... sorta vertically though? It's so awful... I don't even eat butter!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Knick knack paddywack yo mamma’s ass I nightly smack

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. If you’re happy and you know it and you lost your hands to flesh-eating bacteria stomp your feet

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I just flew in from your mom’s house and boy is my penis tired

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Pundits have a habit of repeating parts of their sentences unnecessarily, like a repetition, like a repeating, like a "saying it again."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. A fun new movie in which George Michael is an animated cat, titled Careless Whiskers.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Blackbeans 2: The Creature From The Black Legume

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. I'm old, smart, and full of fart!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Beware of Geeks baring their asses.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. I came here to kick ass and chew scenery and it looks like there's a lot of scenery left. These sets must have cost a fortune. God damn you people are artists!

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Nuff people say they know they can't believe, Comedy we have a Bang Bang team.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  12. Who's afraid of Virginia's Wolves? Nobody since the ecological context for wolves to exist in the Commonwealth of Virginia has disappeared.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. i failed my "irony" class in college. isn't that ironic?

    By voichicoski,
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  14. suicide is the exact opposite of an unplanned birth.

    By voichicoski,
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  15. i hope you all remember what soulja boy told you!

    By voichicoski,
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  16. for sale, clown shoes, never worn

    By voichicoski,
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  17. this is classified information but i made a wikileak down in my undies

    By voichicoski,
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  18. i lost all my money on a bet. shouldn't have bet on me not losing all of my money on a bet.

    By voichicoski,
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  19. how many casts could a podcast cast if a podcast broke all of their bones?

    By voichicoski,
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  20. eu, a pessoa lendo isso, consumo entulho orgânico direto do caminhão de lixo e sou burro e feio e fedido e acabei de soltar um pum muito fedido e cobrir com um arroto ainda mais fedido. that's portuguese for "hello"!

    By voichicoski,
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  21. all we are saying is give piss a chance.

    By voichicoski,
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  22. you buy a bag of peanuts in this town, you get a song written about you. unfortunately the song is a polka making fun of you for eating shit-smeared peanuts the peanut guy gave you.

    By voichicoski,
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  23. You got me. I am single. But that doesnt mean I'm ready to mingle so take five babe.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  24. A hot cooking tip to brown ground meat: simply set up a tray underneath the seat.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  25. We ran the numbers, we checked the facts, and according to science you’re a pain in the ass.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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