New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Elegizing Ermines Enter Erratic Erotic Electrotonus

   By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer, January 20, 2015
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2. Sing me the song of the Loquat and the Larroquette

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3. Well we'll still need like, literal roads. I just mean we're time travelling. We'll still drive around when we get there.

   By allenpwilliams, January 20, 2015
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4. Take off, hoser. Your hosing has outgrown its usefulness.

   By Goochunks, January 20, 2015
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5. American Sniper, more like American Diaper! When does that guy poop?

   By kindlerslist, January 20, 2015
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6. Batman, Hugh Jackman, and a fat funnyman! This is the best superhero/australian actor/Kevin James-Themed party ever!

   By SeñorFartFace, January 20, 2015
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7. Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner is where that boy mysteriously vanished 17 years ago.

   By AidanSteenblik, January 20, 2015
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8. They say actions speak louder than words. That's why I convey all important messages through the art of charades.

   By SeñorFartFace, January 20, 2015
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9. I love you more than words can express. Mainly because I don't know how to read or write.

   By SeñorFartFace, January 20, 2015
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10. You know, I may have a butt for a face but I still have a heart! Although it is located where my butt should be.

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11. Now, I'm not saying John Cusack is a Reptilian but have you ever seen a John Cusack and a Reptilian at the same time and place?

    By SeñorFartFace, January 20, 2015
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12. Forget Funky Town! A-won't you take me to Funky Greater tri-state area!?

    By SeñorFartFace, January 20, 2015
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13. The number one thing on my bucket list is to buy a new bucket.

    By SeñorFartFace, January 20, 2015
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14. Whenever my Grandfather used to have a problem he would just fight fire with fire. He was also banned from volunteer firefighting for the same reason.

    By SeñorFartFace, January 20, 2015
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15. I have that Mary Lou Retton disease, where I can recall where I was on any day in the past and also I'm good at Gymnastics.

    By Bernard_Shakey, January 20, 2015   

    • Americas Sweetheart
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16. Fool a man into eating a fish, you shame him for a day. Teach a man to fool his own fish, you shame both the fish and it's foolish fish family.

    By Bernard_Shakey, January 20, 2015   

    • Phish shame
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17. Hive beard cough smatchphrase prismallocation megore, put piss breaks ye discuit

    By KrangkaDelic, January 20, 2015
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18. Here come the waterworks, whoa, now fireworks, now a burger with the works! What is going on with your face?

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19. Get outta my office, Rufus the talking crime dog. You are THE worst detective I have seen in my 34 years on the force. Hand in your badge and (cont'd)

    By SeñorFartFace, January 20, 2015
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20. SIXTY-THOUSAND DOLLARS?!

    By allenpwilliams, January 20, 2015
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21. I think it was Professor Plum, in the conservatory, with my dick. As to who committed this murder, I have no idea.

    By googergieger, January 20, 2015
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22. Well I’m sorry, one does not simply ask Queen Elizabeth to stop farting during state dinners!

    By Kevinpalooza, January 20, 2015
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23. Hi, welcome to Scott Aukerman, this is Comedy Bang Bang... dammit Scott, dammit. dammit. Nate from 5th grade was right I'll never be anything...

    By MarkParker, January 20, 2015
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24. Welcome to comedy bang bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

    By ACER, January 19, 2015
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25. Somebody stop me! Smokin! I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.

    By travisdunsmuir, January 19, 2015
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