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1. If there's a gun above the mantle in Act One, it must be fired by Act Three. If there's no gun above the mantle, complain to the manager that you didn

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2. Are you dingin'?

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3. Julianne Moore is the focal point of Still Alice and she is the reason the film is worth seeing. The picture itself is earnest and well-made. (cont'd)

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4. Get your dirty hands off of me, ya damn dirty gardener! wash your hands first. Also I love what you did to the rose bush. Just Beautiful.

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5. I'm thinking of making a one-man band, you want to join, listeners? Well too bad! It wont be a one man band then, you IDIOTS!

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6. I don't play guitar but I did once play a guitar in a game of chess. It won.

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7. When ever I go to a dollar or 99c store I like to say "I'll buy that for a dollar" because the only way I know how to connect to people is by. (cont'd

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8. Gross, it smells like a smelly gym-sock in this here smelly gym-sock wonder emporium and gift-shop!

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9. Now that's what I call a spicy meatball! My nickname for a spicy meatball is a "chilli fandango ferndog"

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10. Scarlett: "Rhett, Rhett, Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? Rhett Butler: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a ham. You'll have to pay for it...

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11. I can list a bunch of things that I have peed on, but I won't.

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12. In 2016 I’m voting for whoever morphs into Gepetto and does a light-hearted Italian dance across all 3 networks.

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13. Four time champion, five time chump, but six times a week the old boy takes a dump.

    By jaymanthegreat, January 18, 2015
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14. I'm constantly worried I'm subconciously stealing jokes. My admission of this is subconciously stolen.

    By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer, January 18, 2015
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15. If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits, Bonobos.

    By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer, January 18, 2015
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16. You're just too good to be true, therefore I can't trust anything I consider to be a reality.

    By jaymanthegreat, January 18, 2015
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17. You're the disease, and I'm Robert Smith.

    By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer, January 18, 2015
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18. Good night, and wood duck

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19. Tarkovsky once said: "I kind of pattern myself after Roger Corman"

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20. Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk that I'm a woman's man; but aqua-duct: you have yet to recognize that fact

    By KrangkaDelic, January 17, 2015
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21. Here's a Celebutip: If you want to save time when referring to Jennifer Lopez, just say "Jen Lopez" instead.

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22. Welcome to Scream club. If you haven't seen the movie or you don't own a mask, leave now.

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23. KING KONG BUNDY AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME! Unless you count his dick.

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24. Today's episode is sponsored by the carnival, which is in town.

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25. Forgive The Phish, my Lord; they know not how they sound.

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