New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. There was a time once when people only cared about one thing: the sex. Now everyone's all about sex AND caring for their stupid families. Lame-Os!

   By jaymanthegreat, January 15, 2015
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2. I've heard of beating a dead horse, but HEATING A BED VIA TAUNTAUN INTESTINES?

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3. I've heard of the Higgs Boson, but JASON BIGGS AND BRIAN POSEHN?

   By Bernard_Shakey, January 15, 2015
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4. I've heard of the God Particle, but POD GARTICLES?

   By Bernard_Shakey, January 15, 2015
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5. Don't stop believing it's not butter

   By Plot Twists, January 15, 2015
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6. the gay tortoise always pounds the hare

   By GregoryThomas, January 15, 2015   

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7. Please follow me on twitter, @realDonaldTrump, I feel as though we could really bond over our mutual love of classic french cinema... (cont'd)

   By SeñorFartFace, January 15, 2015
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8. Paul never sleeps. Paul never eats. Paul sees colors dancing around him. I wanna marry Paul. Paul is dead.

   By jaymanthegreat, January 14, 2015
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9. Ahh, I love the sound of "Nasim Pedrad" in the morning

   By kindlerslist, January 14, 2015
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10. Every MacLeod has a silver lining - and this time it's made from swords.

    By KrangkaDelic, January 14, 2015
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11. Time has a way of slipping past us, but I'll catch it one of these days.

    By jaymanthegreat, January 14, 2015
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12. I'm not a smart man... But I know what wuv is.

    By tonybelmario, January 14, 2015
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13. Are you gonna eat that? We kind of need it for the ritual sacrifice

    By So Upsettting, January 14, 2015
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14. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man really doesn't have to bother with an eyepatch.

    By So Upsettting, January 14, 2015
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15. I've heard of Climax the city. I've heard of the Climax Blues Band. But "Climax...

    By LMNOPeehole, January 14, 2015
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16. If you go the extra mile, you'll miss your destination.

    By ashinyobject, January 14, 2015
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17. Scott Aukerman steals everything from Harrison Ford

    By KrangkaDelic, January 14, 2015
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18. Thursdays' Child is full of expedicted inequity

    By KrangkaDelic, January 14, 2015
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19. A bird in the Chan is worth 2 in the Jackie Starring Chris Tucker.

    By Jake Dingus, January 14, 2015
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20. Pornstar sex is just like regular sex, only with pornstars.

    By jaymanthegreat, January 14, 2015
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21. I’m gonna rip your fart out, Dumbledorf. Cut..take two. I’m gonna rip your heart out, Dumbledorf. Cut..take three. I’m gonna rip a robotic fart and..

    By Kevinpalooza, January 14, 2015
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22. Welcome to the 'all catchphrase episode'. Everything said for the next 90 minutes has been submitted by disturbed fools on an internet message board.

    By Kevinpalooza, January 14, 2015
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23. If you think the Tardis is bigger on the inside, you should see my dick.

    By googergieger, January 14, 2015
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24. It's all Dawson's Creek to me!

    By ghosthustler, January 13, 2015
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25. Lovers, lickers, ticklers, welcome! I'm S'cock Cockerman and THIS is Comedy Fuck! Fuck!

    By SingleCatchphraseSubmission, January 13, 2015
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