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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We will not go quietly into the night! we will not go without a fight! we’re going to live on, we’re going to survive, tonight we celebrate Friday the 13th!!

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  2. Get on all fours and do the reverse centaur

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  3. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they Dollycould, they didn’t stop to think if they Dollyshould.

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  4. If you want to hear my theme song I’ll have to put on my theme thong.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. “Different Strokes for different Strokes!” said Julian Casablancas as he stormed out of the band meeting.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. It's not the same to say, enjoying a hot java under the hut. as, enjoying under a hot Jabba the Hutt

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  7. Before midnight, we gonna keep it all in our pants...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. As they locked eyes for a second time, the soft clamor of the dining room seemed to melt away so that all that existed in the universe was Tabitha and this Mountain of a labradoodle as it took a massive shit on the neighbor's living-room carpet.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but fondling makes the part grow longer.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  10. Mayor McCheese isn't the family man he pretends to be; he's always asking for "extra mayo between those buns."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. I'm no art critic, but George W Bush is getting pretty fucking good at painting.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  12. If you thought getting catfished was bad, you haven't been Japanese Swallowtailed yet.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. The Acolytes have informed me that their archaic blood ritual has failed to stop the coming of another Comedy Bang Bang.. So, I guess...

    By Pound Foolish,
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  14. It's not unexpected if I'm casually erected!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. It's been a while since my buddy Luuk has been able to visit his family in Holland, so I gave him a fresh Dutch Oven. He went from homesick to regular sick faster than you can say, "Du kan fĂĄ en prut og pille i'!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Hey, I just met you - and this is crazy - but can you hold this and call me lazy?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Make peace with a fish and she’ll grant you a wish

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. If you don’t wear this Legend of Kora t-shirt, we’re not friends anymore.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. “I don’t think it’s that important.” - Oscar Wilde on the importance of being earnest.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. The Porno Hall of Fame is a tissue full of shame

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  21. Rubber baby buggy bumpers rubbed her rump with baby butter

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  22. Here’s a hot tip, now how’d you like to see the rest of it?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. I’ve got a bona for the rona.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. More like forrest chump....

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Ruby slipper, glass slipper... and now, porcelain slipper for the toilet Queen.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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