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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There's no point in helping people. It'll all be ruined by cynics anyway.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. remember what The Tri-State Baldy said: 'all the bad stuff was real and all the good stuff was just in your head'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Please listen to my new song. It's called Tubthumping, and it's about how much I hate bathtubs.

    By mwn,
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  4. ...

    By allenpwilliams,
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  5. We are really butt-humping now, am i right ladies?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Water, water everywhere but I'm not thirsty at all. Gimme pancakes.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. No cash? Bad credit? High Cholesterol? Low...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  8. Pyramids pyramids where have all the aliens gone?

    By FlannelPickle,
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  9. Shit the bed? Flip the mattress! Helpful Hints from Heloise.

    By Lamprey,
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  10. They called me a shrimp in high school. But jokes on them, my neighbor Jake loves the taste of shrimp!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. Why hasn't anyone ever asked the good boys what they would do if the cops came for them?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. Sorry to highroad you guys but I can’t join your swim team because I don’t see race.

    By tonybelmario,
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  13. Plastic Bottles. Aluminum Cans. Latex Prophylactics. Separate your recyclables, people!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. Today's episode secretly brought to you by the Ulterior Motive Warehouse.

    By Lamprey,
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  15. "More like A Tale That's Too Shitty", said William Makepeace Thackeray.

    By Tony Pepperoni,
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  16. Feeling feint? Feeling queer? Relax buddy, I just poemed in your ear.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Sweet as she may be, the Giving Tree must have suffered from some deep psychological trauma.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. You know, my wife kulap says she loves me, but I think she just loves MY GIANT COCK! OH YEAH *High fives guests at table*

    By kindlerslist,
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  19. You know what they say, big shoes means...

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  20. That darn dog Crouton got poop on my groupon for a lifetime supply of Grey Poupon. What a rascal!

    By Dr. Airdrums,   
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  21. Earwolf shows people radio forums blog donate SHOP!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  22. The best part of waking up is vultures in my butt.

    By C.H.U.D. Reinhold,
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  23. I love Neil Diamond's "Coming to America." Though truly, I love all songs about patriotic ejaculation.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. I support the gay agenda. I support any agenda, in fact. Time management is the key to any successful meeting.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. Come to think of it, I don't think Benjamin Braddock's relationship with Mrs. Robinson was entirely appropriate.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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