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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. They called me a shrimp in high school. But jokes on them, my neighbor Jake loves the taste of shrimp!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. Why hasn't anyone ever asked the good boys what they would do if the cops came for them?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. Sorry to highroad you guys but I can’t join your swim team because I don’t see race.

    By tonybelmario,
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  4. Plastic Bottles. Aluminum Cans. Latex Prophylactics. Separate your recyclables, people!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. Today's episode secretly brought to you by the Ulterior Motive Warehouse.

    By Lamprey,
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  6. "More like A Tale That's Too Shitty", said William Makepeace Thackeray.

    By Tony Pepperoni,
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  7. Feeling feint? Feeling queer? Relax buddy, I just poemed in your ear.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Sweet as she may be, the Giving Tree must have suffered from some deep psychological trauma.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. You know, my wife kulap says she loves me, but I think she just loves MY GIANT COCK! OH YEAH *High fives guests at table*

    By kindlerslist,
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  10. You know what they say, big shoes means...

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  11. That darn dog Crouton got poop on my groupon for a lifetime supply of Grey Poupon. What a rascal!

    By Dr. Airdrums,   
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  12. Earwolf shows people radio forums blog donate SHOP!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  13. The best part of waking up is vultures in my butt.

    By C.H.U.D. Reinhold,
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  14. I support the gay agenda. I support any agenda, in fact. Time management is the key to any successful meeting.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. Come to think of it, I don't think Benjamin Braddock's relationship with Mrs. Robinson was entirely appropriate.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  16. My daughter wanted me to submit the following: Poopoo Poopoo Poopoo Poopoo

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. Went into the woods behind my house. Nothing happened. #sondheimsaliar

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Do not cry over spilled milk, but rejoice that the milk truly lived.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. Took me twenty years to figure out the title of Back to the Future. Maybe now I'll watch it sometime.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. ...aaaaaaand the phrase is caught! Betcha didn't see that one coming.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. I wasn't trying to woo the waitress, I just wanted a glass of delicious olive juice.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. There's a little place I know where the going is sweet and the sweeties are go. #tacoma

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. I would set fire to an orphanage, murder hundreds of innocent people, and eat my own feces for a Klondike bar.

    By EricLyden,
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  24. Heavily medicated, lightly tanned, medium salted, over a spicy volcano.

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. Stay at home, MOM!

    By blister hoggin,   
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